Bike blerg thread

They left the parking brake engaged for the photoshoot.

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Can you imagine spending 20 large on a bike and getting Maxxis Hookworms on it?

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The kind of person who would buy that bike would also think those were cool tires though. Squiggly lines and whatnot.

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E-beach racing bike

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Fuckin roddit Reddit - Dive into anything

Also the flying kangaroo is a direct lift from the old QANTAS logo. Is there some Australian connection that would justify this?

Apparently they are Aussie yes. Based on a quick google.

Honestly that is a weirdly okay bike from reddit asides from the inexplicably bad wiring that is proudly highlighted in every single image

I want to see that guy draw a clock from memory

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The devil is in the details

Or count down from 100 by sevens?

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shitty wiring is a + in my book (coping with my own shit wiring)

that expensive light cantilevered way out in front of the rack is a crime punishable by banishment however

and of course owning a surly ogre is evidence of bargain basement bike taste

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Faygo frame?

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the bike equivalent of a lifted base-model pickup truck

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Anyone going to MADE? We’ll be there with an unannounced new prototype frameset. We also made a bingo card. Per the blog post (See You at Made! – Velo Orange), the first person to bring us their completed bingo card and photographic evidence (take pics of each box completed) will get a $100 VO gift certificate and VO t-shirt.

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I can fill this out in my living room. Except for the mini velo cause I’m not a clown

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@LASER_BEIGE v-o carpet fiber road fork with flip chip axle interface CONFIRMED! :rofl:

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I got ya. Just print and tape to your wall:

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I would like to go if I can make it work. @teepz @yonderboy anyone else?

I’m thinking about it because I need to go to Portland anyway

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I was sort of planning to go but then my passport renewal got delayed.

My buddy Jon (Framework Cycles) will be there with a couple bikes and some other pieces to show off.

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