Bike blerg thread

On Wednesday, I was doing a Tamarancho loop. Simple stuff at the end of the day. I was working hard as I was trying to keep ahead of a group that I had passed earlier.

Working my way down Wagonwheel, I had just made it up the little ass kicker and was bridging to the rock garden when my handlebars snapped. I hit the dirt hard. ground my knee up good. My elbow and back got it good too. It was hard.

I feel terrible about this in a few ways. Obviously, it sucks to have another failure. Worse, I had felt something earlier. I’ve learned to recognize the start of a failure but I was so busy trying to outrun this group that I didn’t stop to check it out. I paid dearly.

How much fun would it be to chase PVD until he inevitably eats shit because his homemade bike broke again? The people who use the same trails as him have to be used to seeing this happen at this point.

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Incredible

To be fair, blaming the vendor was only #5 on the list of what went wrong. #1-4 were design problems.

I’d still stop and ask if he was OK. That’s basic trail etiquette.

I do know that panicked feeling of holding a broken bar in my hand just before I hit the dirt, though. That’s always been on me.

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There’s only one problem, the bar is wayyyy too thin.

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Titanium only comes from a small stash of decommissioned Russian submarines so it can’t be that hard to figure out!

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this is the… third handlebar he’s broken?

At what point is he gonna doing any sort of math or FEA instead of just winging the design?

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He doesn’t even need to do math, just ask his buddies at Seven for a safe tubing thickness. It’s a solved problem.

Please no one tell me why he is trying to suspend his bar six inches directly above his stearer?

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on his weapons systems? he doesn’t design bicycles, he designs weapons systems. some highlights from the first one from 2018 that i think ended up breaking:

The method that I use on this design allows for what would be known on traditional stems as a 15mm stem (a PVD +20mm)

No absurd seat angles or goofball head angles. A bike like this is simply non-existent anywhere but in my basement. A class leader.

To date, this is the most progressive and well-designed hardtail I know of. It’s on a whole new level of what can be done with front wheel placement and rider comfort. I’m in awe of it.

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Well there’s his problem. It’s pointed the wrong way.

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tarcklebee for snark

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you didn’t know that’s the new XLoPE drop?? loser. who’s the chump now?

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i haven’t been following titanium bar project. why is he using titanium in the first place?

because when he used carbon the bars snapped and failed

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Next up: ”Why bamboo handlebars just make sense”

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it would be more on-brand to switch to beryllium and name them after some esoteric weapons system

Pretty sure his perfect end state is this:

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Yes god, I suck.

Haha, I stopped reading right there.

Snarklebee

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