Bike Polo is the new Roller Derby

Man there’s a rollerderby girl around here who plays polo with some other friends and she has a picture from the bike film fest. of my bike in old tarck mode with a checkerboard front wheel and orange tire which were her rollerderby colors or whatever and there was a teammate named Surly Temple. It’s her phone’s wallpaper.

shit just got real

Names I would want if polo got roller derby style names:
Sir Racha
Gum bolo

I got a thing for food idk

I want to be the Earl of Slamwich.

Tim now we just need a food themed team name.

You might know my friend James. (i think he still plays) He is a scottish guy rides steamroller ( might be greay with green veeps), and has been a messen for years.

Ya I think I know that guy.

Because it is polo day and I can’t wait to get off of work and play.
our normal 6 man crew, but a few other have been coming out lately.

and out court. No cracks and playing off the boards is really nice.

I play about twice a year and that seems to be enough.

I wanna date a derby girl.

I don’t.