Bike Products Which Exist, But Which One Wishes Did Not

that’s the idea!

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https://www.ekoi.com/en-us/jerseys-velo-short-sleeves/15917-ekoi-racing-cargo-hydra500-black-jersey.html

Ekoï invents an innovative solution to carry an additional 500 ml

This innovative jersey incorporates two soft flasks of 250 ml positioned at the front, providing 500 ml of additional liquid, accessible at any time without stopping. Lighter and more breathable than a backpack, it increases hydration capacity by 20%, while ensuring comfort and stability.

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lol this is absolutely amazing
i don’t even have anything else to add it’s just perfect

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I have bidons Greg, can you milk me?

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get your stretchy pants and tiddy shirts on we’re gonna go get coal rolled!

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“express yourself”

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Ok guys check it out
It’s a bike jersey but it has pockets on the FRONT
and we put lil mini bottles in there

Summary

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this most certainly is a “fuck my life” face

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At least 3 times today ive scrolled back to this pic and caption and lmao

milk truck just arrive

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people should pay us to tell them their bike shit sucks before they waste a bunch of money actually making it

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It’s incredible how proud they are that they’ve remembered front pockets.

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Now I’m imagining crashing out of my lunch ride as some pathlete flies over the center line in full auto lacto turbo mode

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Kind of want one of those now

while self-suckling at their +500ml of autonomy

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why would you deny yourself the pleasure of the mommy milkers at the espresso bar by hauling your own?

rando is whatever the not-deceased version of spinning in his grave is

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