If you rub your penis on it, you may be involved in some kind of sodomy; let me explain: you will be in the Brooks Company’s ass, and you will be involved in some kind of a double anal-type situation, cuz their head is already jammed so far up there.
Yeah, but if you buy that bag, at that price, they’re also pretty much fucking you in the ass. I don’t really know what it’s called when you stick your dick in an ass with a head in it while the owner of said ass (and said head) also fucks you in ass, but I wanna try it.