Cycling Weapon of Jackass Construction

Tarckives Bikes
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i think all our suspicions have been verified
he has a generous “bank”
cat piss house was a good story tho bro

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heh, what a clueless fuck. please stop linking that guy’s shit.

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ASSAULTED by random CAPS. will NOT VISIT again.

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yeah u rite

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lol yall lucky im not rich
i’d be 100000x more jackass

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[quote=white folks]lol yall lucky im not rich
i’d be 100000x more jackass[/quote]

  1. Start taking orders for frames
  2. Fill said orders
    3.???
  3. Profit. Or toil in frustration and obscurity for years and years and years and die alone and miserable in a cat-piss stinking attic.
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See, deep down I think Prolly is probably what would happen if you took a dickiw and completely misled him into having hilariously backwards notions about everything related to cycling. This guy on the other hand is a douchebag to his core

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i feel like prolly is someone i would crack jokes at, he’d tell me to fuck off, then we’d ride fixies and drink beer. i don’t think i’d mind being around him

nothing i’ve read on cwmd’s blog makes me think we could drink beers and ride fixies together. i could be wrong.

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i feel like prolly is someone i would crack jokes at, he’d tell me to fuck off, then we’d ride fixies and drink beer. i don’t think i’d mind being around him

nothing i’ve read on cwmd’s blog makes me think we could drink beers and ride fixies together. i could be wrong.[/quote]

The dude is pretty OK.

I’m sleeping in his bed right now.

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Also, met CWMD dude at the shop the other day. He has pretty crazy bikes come into his possession. He’s unloading a beautiful LS right now for pretty cheap.

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FULL CIRCLE

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He’s actually a cool guy. He’s just super excited about bikes so you can’t fault him for that. I’ve ridden and spoken with him multiple times.

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Oh ok. We’ll go ahead and take your word for it. So far your judgement has been impeccable.

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I’m sure he’s really excited about bikes. He seems to spend a lot of his parent’s money to buy and build them. Honestly, if he didn’t have a blog and didn’t feel compelled to constantly remind everyone of how awesome he thinks he is, I might think he’s a rad, eccentric dude. But as it stands, all he seems to be interested in is answering questions nobody asked and trying to shock people with his carefully cultivated poor taste.

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lol at thread title and AEK comment

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you live in new york? I thought you were in the pacific midwest somewhere.

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  1. Are we talking about prolly or jackass weapon?

  2. Does it matter? Both could potentially be nice guys, strong riders, etc.

Does not preclude either from being an attention-hungry toolbag on the internet.

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Dude is a fucking loser douchebag through and through.

Also lollin at namedropping the folks at the Yamaguchi framebuilding school like he’s just chillin and on a first name basis all the time. “Yeah you know, I was talkin to Barb (Hiro’s wife) and she told me there were some openings at the school you know…”

Short of being a rapist that guy is just about everything you could dislike about another dude on a bike

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jackass weapon seems worse than prolly.
they both have terrible taste in bikes but once again jackass weapons is way way way worse.

i have high hopes for this one though…lulz
good job on stealing yamaguchi track drop and just adding a few holes…
http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2011/04/burning_the_wax_from_the_feath.php