Cycling Weapon of Jackass Construction

I don’t think I could be any less interested in bikes–on the whole–as I was after I watched that video.

Solbiek:

No idea if he lives in Austin, he was trying to sell his bikes at a swap in Mellow Johnny’s parking lot. '08 I think?

Do you not remember when wmd came here expecting us to be all over his nuts and then got super defensive and cried like a baby when everyone gave him shit? The guy takes himself super duper serious. I almost feel bad for him,his self esteem is so low.

almost.

somebody less lazy than me dig that up, it was pretty hilarious iirc.

Check out what he posted today:

[quote=CYCling WMD]Oh and p.s. - check out the hate over at tarckbike when you get a chance. Talk about ZERO sense of humor! I mean wow guys, ever hear of sarcasm and just having a bit of fun?? I get such a HUGE kick out of shit like that cause it just goes to show how incredibly fucking BORING some people’s lives are. I mean who else is going to start a thread like that other than the biggest fucking loser?! Great job guys! Now put your money where your mouth is and do something, ANYTHING productive that people can actually get something out of. You know, like taking photos and or building bikes maybe?? It most certainly doesn’t have to be super positive but at least be smart and personally informed before you just make a complete ass of yourself. Public forums like that are generally the worst since you have to deal with all the anonymous trolls out there who make it harder to get to the genuinely intelligent people…

So by all means fellas, keep that thread going strong! It def helps to keep my low self esteem in check knowing that there’s a bunch of people out there with nothing better to do than talk shit about my dumbass :*

(high fives to the people who’ve actually met me and said good things of course)[/quote]

lol, dude spends time keeping track of what people are saying about him on the internet, then blogs about it

the irony of him telling us to take photos or build bikes is almost unbearable

Yes we have, but thanks for your concern.

:frowning:

But don’t create an account and start posting.

No really.

Don’t.

not to mention the irony of him saying how boring our lives must be when he the one blogging that shit, going about finding this thread, then taking the time to respond

Dear Alan,
Take this week and just take a break from the internet.
File lugs, practice your fillets, breathe the Colorado air, and stop googling yourself.
Maybe you’ll like yourself a little more if you do?
Love,
Tarckbike

Again, let us refer you back to your own time on this forum. You were laughed out of here for being a misinformed idiot. We had lots of fun while doing it, too. Fun at your idiotic, misinformed expense.

P.S. - You are an idiot.

P.P.S. - Seriously, an idiot.

P.P.P.S. - A big idiot.

P.P.P.P.S. - Look at Doug and Carl’s bikes. Then take another look at your own.

It’s funny 'cause he stopped to blog this like he just got to the school and he’s super stoked on his first framebuilding class. Then he googles his name and looks up this thread as we’re ripping on him and he went from childlike jubilance to utterly defensive in a heartbeat. SO HILARIOUS! I kinda felt bad but I totally lulzed my ass off anyways. Hehe.

But don’t create an account and start posting.

No really.

Don’t.[/quote]

also, i challenge you for the “townie from hell” title

Yes we have, but thanks for your concern.[/quote]
He must have read all of my cyclocross posts. Sorry y’all. I fucked it up for everyone.

i dont think hes that bad
some of the stories are funny as fuck
was it him that was writing about droppin freds and the “clunk” of the trispoke when he shifts?
dickiw