I’m not a cyclist and I want to spit in your asshole.
Excellent.
/thread
Am I the only one wondering what provoked this attack? I see people being hipsters and I see people riding fixed gears, often at the same time, but they never spit on me.
because they see you as friend
this
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I’m in love! 
I spat in my buddies girlfriend’s asshole. Then he fucked her. In the ass. At the bar.
Were you on fire?
So your spit touched his dick? That’s pretty much the equivalent of blowing him, fyi.
who the fuck actually spits on/at someone when it isn’t anal/dick related?
Yes it did. And it’s not the same. I was being a helpful friend. Most of the time bars don’t stock lube behind the counter, and booze, well I think we can all imagine how much that would burn.
BUT, I’ll play ball. If your logic is correct, then you want to eat op’s asshole, and subsequently eat their shit… since your spit will be touching their asshole and be touching their shit.
Congratulations, you just entered the world of scat fetish.
edit:
I do.
My logic is always correct. Pucker up!
Enjoy that feces, brother.
hey, hey, hey. take your banter to poopin’ and postin’. this thread’s about cyclists.
My buddy and I are going to start a bar that caters exclusively to scat fetishists. It will be called Bar Stool.
i’d drink there.
I’m not pooping and posting. I’m just talking about poop.
My buddy and I are going to start a bar that caters exclusively to scat fetishists. It will be called Bar Stool.[/quote]
Send me an e-vite. I’d love to check that shit out.
(see what I did there)
i often spit on dbag businessmen and women when i ride my bike past them
I had a Boomer-era hippie chick honk at me in her dark green Subaru wagon today (she prolly took too many hits off a bong similar to the above and decided to go for a drive). Replete with “Love Your Mother” and similar hippie bullshit bumper stickers. As she passed me (way too fucking close BTW), I gave her “Ye Ole Stinkeye” and she had the goodness of heart to flash a peace sign. Fucking hippies.
my friend was on some paved trail passing a roadie and the roadie unknowingly shot a snot rocket at my buddy as he passed and my friend got pissed
lol. Here’s my BF old man rant. . . Did your buddy in any way alert the upcoming rider that he’d be passing close enough to get snot shot? Sounds like a personal problem.