i have a unicycle that i dont really know how to ride. so 1.5 bikes? 1.25?
i also have the pipedream pee poop mtb in the works. im gonna be ok maybe.
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@LASER_BEIGE send him that Alien
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Would you buy a crust cargo fork if you had an alien frame
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No I would buy a new 1" threadless fork and a matching headset, leave the steerer uncut, then run a 50mm Paul stem atop a big ol stack of spacers with these impossibly wide dirt drop bars that Curve sent me.
i would then install these moto lites, buy some v-brake-friendly drop bar levers, and use my 26er eno wheel to make it a fixed gear.
then i would remove the front rack from the marino enforcer and the wald basket from the back of my 2002 honda elite and apply both to my new alien.
i would then look at my new alien for a bit, feeling that mix of pride and shame that only building horrific bikes can offer, hang it on a wall and watch 30 rock until i fall asleep.
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It’s ok, I only own a pile of bike parts right now
Or C:
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Yes
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the ole " oh i forgot i had this box of stuff in here"
“oh that’s in the other other parts stash”
hot damn.
Is this the first or 2nd senko?
I was getting emails about fire department activity at my storage unit over the past few days and thought “hell yeah free me from all this bike junk”.
Unfortunately I don’t think there was actually a fire.
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First, had some mods done over winter and was talked into a fresh paint job.
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I have these thoughts about almost all of my stuff. Leave me a couple of bikes and my cat, as a treat.
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V1 had inadequate tire clearance which was a error on my part.
Shoutout to @Face for being a cool guy.
I just finished a frame for a former coworker and I guess probably now a former friend. No screw ups on my part or the painter, just someone who seems to be wholly unappreciative of me using my spare time to make him a custom frame at a fraction of the market price for such a thing.
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If I ever get back in your queue and stay there I’m gonna appreciate you so good. So. Good.
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I appreciate you so fucking hard @rancid_burple 
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collarboner put a wrench into my summer bike build plans, but I also appreciate @rancid_burple and cannot recommend him highly enough
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