do you

thats my dad’s motto[/quote]
Mine too.

I pull my winter bike apart and clean and repack everything at the end of the winter season. Other than that, everything stays together unless something is being repaired or replaced.

but my bike is really clean now

I even got the crevices between the cog and flange and in all the cutouts of the hub

The chain has never been cleaner.

dirty bikes rule

I’d feel bad riding my bike if I spent alot of time cleaning it. So I don’t clean my bike.

I like ridin’ duuuuuuuuurrtty. My bike is a shitstack and doesn’t require cleaning.

After winter and early spring I usually tear down the bikes I ride. They use a lot of salt and sand here in winter (that gets mixed with crushed glass and other garbage) and it gets in some pretty tight spots.

[quote=“666pack”]every couple of months i like to take a saturday and rip my bike apart, degrease and lube everything and pop it back together.
i usually do it when i get new tires or new toe clips or new straps. and i usually re-wrap the bars. i love jerking my bike off.[/quote]

:bear:

same here.

I just had a brand spankin’ new frame walk in the door and I can’t build it up for a few weeks. Driving me fucking CRAZY already, and it’s only been 15 minutes.

i’ve been staring at a wheel-less nishiki for a week. all i need are some damn wheels.

i feel your pain.

i do it like religious services…

and every time, i realize why i fucking hate religion

i don’t but wish i did. once in a while i find an excuse to overhaul everything and i’m always amazed at how smooth it is to ride afterward. the shit builds up so slowly that i don’t notice it until i scrape it all off. that first ride is so fresh…its all downhill until the next excuse though.

took the words right out of my brain… i usually run out of steam after im done taking it apart. i also dont like riding my other bikes very much so the tarck bike stays in one piece.

-j

I say, once you build it up right, tearing it apart and rebuilding is just asking for a fuck-up.
But I can’t really complain about anyone rebuilding, because having the ability and desire to build should be a prerequisite to owning and operating any fixie intended for street use. The only excuse for purchasing a new, premade, street-use fixie is if you need the bike available in less time than you could possibly purchase and build from scratch. Examples-your ride gets stolen or totaled.
I don’t care how fast you are, you don’t get full cred unless you can at least build a fixie from the frame up. Anything less is compromising the fixie gene pool.
This rant will be repeated ad-nausium until everybody either hates me or agrees with me.

Read, reread and read until you all stop cleaning ridiculous parts over and over.

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2007/10 ... -bike.html

[quote=“vredstein”]I say, once you build it up right, tearing it apart and rebuilding is just asking for a fuck-up.
But I can’t really complain about anyone rebuilding, because having the ability and desire to build should be a prerequisite to owning and operating any “party foul: please edit” intended for street use. The only excuse for purchasing a new, premade, street-use “party foul: please edit” is if you need the bike available in less time than you could possibly purchase and build from scratch. Examples-your ride gets stolen or totaled.
I don’t care how fast you are, you don’t get full cred unless you can at least build a “party foul: please edit” from the frame up. Anything less is compromising the “party foul: please edit” gene pool.
This rant will be repeated ad-nausium until everybody either hates me or agrees with me.[/quote]

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[quote=“NitroPye”]Read, reread and read until you all stop cleaning ridiculous parts over and over.

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2007/10 ... -bike.html[/quote]

+1
Thanks, it had been a while since I had read that.

[quote=“NitroPye”]Read, reread and read until you all stop cleaning ridiculous parts over and over.

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2007/10 ... -bike.html[/quote]

+1

Great article and a nice reminder.

What kind of pussy friends do you have??

What kind of pussy friends do you have??[/quote]

All my good bar-fightin’ buddies are in prison or Iraq. 90% of the people I kick it with now literally are pussies.