F/S Apple Iphone 3G 16GB (3G 16GB) UNLOCKED PHONE

Time for team of heavily armed men in an undisclosed location to regulate new accounts. Applications must be submitted, background checks, and they hover over you as you create your new user name. They also observe your first 50 posts. Anything dumb is an automatic gunshot to the kneecap.

If the applicant is young, tell him he’s too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant waits at the door for three days without food, shelter or encouragement, he can enter and begin training.

Is the phone still for sale?

I’ll trade a Tommasini track frame for it.

space monkeys!

That very well could be my next tat, except it will say euro instead of tarck. Everybody paypal me $1 and I’ll do it.

pffffft.
i couldn’t get 60 people to paypal me a dollar so i could get a tarckbear tattoo.

…people seem to like you though.

I honestly didn’t know you were trying to do that. I’ll send you the first buck I get. Hell I’ll even match it because your avatar is so damn metal.

Not half as metal as that mustache.

[quote=“thehappyrobot”]pffffft.
i couldn’t get 60 people to paypal me a dollar so i could get a tarckbear tattoo.

…people seem to like you though.[/quote]

that was for your own good. trust me.

Sheesh, get a room. :colbert: