Favorite food item of choice for bike fuel?

fezdango · February 29, 2012, 1:36am

youre fucking stupid

k_phombear · February 29, 2012, 1:38am

hash brownies

duh

thomas_bradley · February 29, 2012, 2:00am

This thread has some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read.

Roxy · February 29, 2012, 2:03am

surprisingly, new guy is someone i could KIW

from a 2009 camping trip in the mt st helens forest

JUGE_FREDD · February 29, 2012, 2:18am

^ if I’m gonna carry a steel can of something like that it’s usually gonna be peaches or tomaters

One of my favorite bike camping foods is buttermilk biscuits out of the tube, cooked by frying in butter over a camp stove.

It only works with the smallest crappiest type that usually come in a pack of 4 tubes for ~$2, if they’re even slightly big or have stuff added to make them flaky they won’t cook. You also have to be a bit careful packing them, they can pop open if heavily jostled or taken over about 8000ft.

Melt a half-stick of butter in one of those multi-use frying pan / pot lid / plate things, it needs to be at about 8" in diameter to contain them all. Then place all the biscuits in the pan over a low flame, and flip each of em over so there’s butter on both sides before they start cooking. Wait till they’re golden brown on the bottom and then flip em once more. If they start to get too brown on that side before the centers are cooked, stack them on their edges in the pan like a tube of dimes on its side, rolling them over that way until cooked through.

It’s easy and your companions will lose their minds in how decadent it is.

hambeki · February 29, 2012, 2:45am

GTFO with the serious answers in this thread.

Edit- Fred’s post reminded me. The other day I brought a can of peaches to school, opened it, and ate it with my greasy disgusting Leatherman. Picking those sons of bitches out of the can with the pliers at first because there wasn’t enough resistance to easily poke them with the knife.

And I’m not sorry.

thomas_bradley · February 29, 2012, 2:53am

[quote=Roxy]surprisingly, new guy is someone i could KIW

from a 2009 camping trip in the mt st helens forest

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Ravioli is my favorite haha
And good choice of chips.

timberland_boots · February 29, 2012, 2:57am

Truly the worst new guy. Fucking new guy starts a thread and it’s only to let us know that he’s such a degenerate shit he’d rather eat cold dog shit from the can rather than walk down a flight of stairs to use a mercxrowave.

Go back to bikes forum single speed fresh boyardee

hambeki · February 29, 2012, 3:29am

You don’t even need to walk down the stairs. You can fucking fall down them; you’ll end up in the same place having utilized much less of your precious fixie riding energy.

halbritt · February 29, 2012, 3:34am

Do you have some weird predilection for canned tomatoes or do you just take 'em along and make stuff with them?

turpencat · February 29, 2012, 4:14am

I like to eat hot dogs.
I got the 24 pack from aldi.

JUGE_FREDD · February 29, 2012, 4:40am

Do you have some weird predilection for canned tomatoes or do you just take 'em along and make stuff with them?[/quote]

both?

halbritt · February 29, 2012, 6:16am

Well, I mean, I like canned tomatoes and all, would eat 'em out of a can even, but I’m not going to get really excited about it. You have a favorite brand?

JUGE_FREDD · February 29, 2012, 6:41am

Yeah as far as straight out of the can goes I’m usually more into drinking them, whether that’s juice or crushed or just the stuff whole ones get packed in.

The San Marzano variety is tastier but otherwise most of em are pretty samey above the bottom level. I do like the trend for the diced peeled ones being fire roasted first.