For the man who has everything...

Paramount · March 30, 2009, 9:08pm

hambeki · March 30, 2009, 9:10pm

The saddle should be made of steel.

DDYTDY · March 30, 2009, 9:11pm

Oh my…

ben · March 30, 2009, 9:21pm

The anti-vegan bike.

blickblocks · March 30, 2009, 9:27pm

eww

its like a fucking scrotum turned into a bike

hambeki · March 30, 2009, 9:29pm

My scrotum definitely doesn’t look like either of those leathers.

Where’s sp00ki when we need him?

conor · March 30, 2009, 9:48pm

maybe you’re just weird.

'cause mine definitely does.

Tail_Hook_Lengthener · March 30, 2009, 9:58pm

So tasteless.

imoscardotcom · March 30, 2009, 10:03pm

1st wet ride and that puppy’s done.

edit: thats what she said

JackD · March 30, 2009, 10:40pm

What else would you do with the skin left over after you peel your jar of dicks?

MASTODON · March 30, 2009, 11:14pm

worst part is it has a backwards half link chain.

kjohnnytarr · March 30, 2009, 11:19pm

It’d be cool to have something like that, but only on the toptube. Wait…

frankstoneline · March 30, 2009, 11:23pm

i’d ride that seatpost…

tehtarck · March 31, 2009, 4:53am

leather lugs for the win!

Matthew_Trujillo · March 31, 2009, 5:03am

i like the ostrich saddle

catling · March 31, 2009, 3:05pm

How did this even happen?

catdrew_f · March 31, 2009, 6:05pm

id fry it up

barba · March 31, 2009, 7:05pm

Needs stupid bullhorns made from a bull’s horns. Also, a cow skull.

Face · March 31, 2009, 7:08pm

is is possible to punch a bike in the dick? or can you only punch the person that built the bike in the dick?

Critical_Jeff · March 31, 2009, 7:33pm

Not to be a stickler, but I already posted this bike in the ‘huh, not sure’ thread.