Hey motherfuckers! Talk me into spending fucking money!

[quote=“alexv”]
what schwinn do you have now?[/quote]
Wait, really?
You must be new around here.
I have this schwinn:

There are more pictures of this bike on this board than any other single bike.

It’s been photographed more times than Jesus

I feel like I have an unhealthy obsession with it and that’s part of the reason it needs to be retired.

Primer gray doesn’t get the ladies. Misty mountain gray does. It makes you sound like you give a shit about shit and go to yoga or something.

Yoga’s for cowards.

But those cowards are surrounded by tons of flexible poontang.

Poontang is for fags

and lovely people are not for tarck

So at least once.

way more than once.
I promise to take and post at least as many pictures of the crosscheck when it comes in.

[quote=“Rusty Piton”]way more than once.
I promise to take and post at least as many pictures of the crosscheck when it comes in.[/quote]

…ugh…

FUCK YOU!
It’s gonna be beautiful and everybody’s gonna wanna see it at least once a week.

[quote=“Rusty Piton”]FUCK YOU!
It’s gonna be beautiful and everybody’s gonna wanna see it at least once a week.[/quote]

Yea just like everyone wants to see my reflucktorz

SHOWEMTOME!!!

I would but Gerund has my bike.

DAMNIT!!!IWANNASEE!!!

[quote=“Rusty Piton”]FUCK YOU!
It’s gonna be beautiful and everybody’s gonna wanna see it at least once a week.[/quote]

That Schwinn has as much of a presence on these boards as a member. You better build up your Cross Check but good.

Oh it’ll be good, don’t you worry!

About Rusty wanting to see my refluclulzorz:
Gerund couldn’t handle me having reflucktoz and broke them off on Monday in a fit of rage.