I almost forgot.
I carry 2 adrenaline shots like the kind vincent vega gave mia wallace in pulp fiction.
My allergist requires me to carry them with me at all times.
You could use those adrenaline shots when some dude wants to race. Preferably some roadie. Just let him start pseudo sprinting and then shoot up and bolt past him. It’s like cyclist Nos.
Well, you know, if it doesn’t kill you.
I think the clinical term is “epinephrine”.
Yep. My epi-pens.
Epinepherine is a classic route in Red Rocks.
Sooooo much fun!!!
pics as promised-
97cent travel case from walmart:
filled with shit(i’m out of vitamin c!):
cotton swab case with antibiotic ointment and bandaids (stolen from first aid kit from work):

Are you a lady?
Why do you cary vitimin c?
In case you feel a cold coming on?
Maybe if he gets caught in the rain?
i take about 4000mg a day.
whenever i feel bad, it’s the placebo i need to get me going!
i never really get sick since i started taking it.
it’s really very good for you.
Yeah I take a shitload of C every day too.
I also never get sick.
i also like to obsessivly clean my ears, hence the q-tips.
why?
I like how you have one compartment labled “pain pills” and then two others with other pain pills in them.
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Who carries Q-Tips!?
yeah. those are the good pain pills.
ya know?
I thought you were “drug free”, dude.
when i’m in pain, i will resort to the ultram or darvocet.
pussy