I started a new thread so everyone can stop shitting up bike shop lulz with brianforums pronunciation bullshit.

Tarckives Bikes
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I’ll go first: I like to say sinelli because it annoys my boss.

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Ecks Tee Argh

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schvine

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Jeet

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I had a guy call the bike shop the other day asking if I was familiar with scwim bicycles. I was like Schwinn? No… Schwim. Schwib?
I was just like no sorry, never heard of 'em and told him to call the recyclery (I tell 90% of idiots to try calling the recyclery.)

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That must be a canned answer, because I get that from the B-tron shop when they don’t have a part I’m trying to find.

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dangler

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If you’re gonna send a fuckwit somewhere to waste someone’s time and/or get ripped off, the Recyclery is a fantastic place to send them.

DOO-RA-AH-CHE the finest in italian-japanese bicycling parts.

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Say it right atmo.

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pronunciation guide guy needs to make one for tarck.

“Tah-argh-chickay”

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Sometimes we sent them there legitimately. When people come here with old janky bikes who can’t afford to upgrade and shit is just broken/unfixable, we send 'em over to the recyclery that’s 2 blocks from here. Sometimes its successful. Since we’re downtown, most people who end up here aren’t driving and can’t get elsewhere easily to get other stuff.

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gerry fisher