i'm obsessed with this ultimate jackass bike

[quote=“kowloon”][quote=“imoscardotcom”]
I agree its mega unsafe and a hazard to others, but who died and made you king of bikes?[/quote]
Sheldon Brown. :colbert:[/quote]

I actually laughed out loud, but I don’t know if that’s hilarious or in horrible taste.

Too soon? Where’s the line?

[quote=“crushkilldestroy”][quote=“kowloon”][quote=“imoscardotcom”]
I agree its mega unsafe and a hazard to others, but who died and made you king of bikes?[/quote]
Sheldon Brown. :colbert:[/quote]

I actually laughed out loud, but I don’t know if that’s hilarious or in horrible taste.

Too soon? Where’s the line?[/quote]

yeah, thats pretty soon

Where’s the line, then? IIRC it’s been almost a year.

tarck is about too soon

How long do we have to mourn?!?

until the holy reincarnation of the sb.

sheldon brown
sol brothers.

whoa.

What’s wrong with Alex rims? :colbert:

thats what she said

Are those 75s?

Looks like a double road crank to me.

[quote=“solbrothers”]sheldon brown
sol brothers.

whoa.[/quote]
Uhhhh, let’s not get too carried away, here.

there are sup girls all over sheldon brown’s site.

It’s rumored that Sheldon Brown’s actual favorite bike was his “Motomess” that he kept on the side like a secret tawdry love affair.

lmfao!!!1 u guise r too much

How do you know that it isn’t a work in progress owned by someone with a small apartment and therefore no room to store it inside?

Jeez.

[quote=“DreadPirateRobert”]How do you know that it isn’t a work in progress owned by someone with a small apartment and therefore no room to store it inside?

Jeez.[/quote]
His apartment is so small that he can’t even fit a brake on his bike!

[quote=“crushkilldestroy”]Easton makes one and it costs $750.

It pops up on chainlove for $39.95 from time to time.[/quote]
yeah but it only holds sub-13 pound bikes

[quote=“kowloon”][quote=“DreadPirateRobert”]How do you know that it isn’t a work in progress owned by someone with a small apartment and therefore no room to store it inside?

Jeez.[/quote]

His apartment is so small that he can’t even fit a brake on his bike![/quote]

Uh, see “work in progress.” I’ve locked broke-ass bikes outside before because I didn’t feel like dragging them upstairs. Anyway, I was just giving the benefit of the doubt - it probably is a jackassmobile.

OR just thought of this - maybe someone actually stole the brake? Fed up brakeless rider - or hipster anti-brake direct action campaign?!? I’d better start loctiting my brakes on.

Yeah, do this.