i'm obsessed with this ultimate jackass bike

I posted this bike in the jackass thread earlier, and I couldn’t stop thinking about it all afternoon. Luckily it was still locked up outside when I left work tonight, so i snapped a bunch more pics.

The original pic: brakeless, freewheel conversion.

Brakeless drivetrain: proof. I kept looking for a coaster brake. Then I spun the cranks around. Yep: freewheel.

Sweet Alex rim

Rad bars

Totally missed the kickstand the first time. Baller.

Rear skewer up front; nice touch


That’s all.

Thank you?

Does the bike belong to the homeless-lookin dude in the background of your last photo?

I’m sorry that you didn’t get enough attention the first time you posted this bike, but there’s already a thread for this subject.

not exactly the most terrible thing i have ever seen? looks like a winter bike that some one put there no snow wheelset on for a decent day?

Kowloon doesn’t get out much?


this bonechilling guy has a spectacular sense of whit and sarcasm.

This bonemarrow guy has a spectacular lack of understanding of what “whit” and “sarcasm” are.

it was supposed to be a compliment

hey look three usernames with “bone” in them, and all in a row! It’s a San Bonesho!

edit:awww fuck almost

walt’s cool

Zombie ruined our bone parade.

not in the Bay Area, no.

also, it’s “their.”

also, how is he supposed to stop?

Also, fuck you.

walt’s cool[/quote]

dude, i gave bone marrow, and I got $400 for it. horrific pain < 400 bones

Nothing wrong with an inexpensive Alex rim.

Nothing wrong with a kickstand

Nothing wrong with a beat seat.

Nothing wrong with using a spare skewer

I agree its mega unsafe and a hazard to others, but who died and made you king of bikes? get over yourself

I thought this entire forum was about being the king of bikes.

Anyone know where I can find a carbon fiber kickstand? Trying to drop a few grams…

Easton makes one and it costs $750.

It pops up on chainlove for $39.95 from time to time.

I agree its mega unsafe and a hazard to others, but who died and made you king of bikes?[/quote]
Sheldon Brown. :colbert: