Jackass eBay/Craigslist Turn Sandwich of the day

I first read that as dodge balls. It made more sense that way.

this is too much

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/4477045933.html

Selling a Bianchi Single Speed 56cm Road bike ( Medium size). Was custom build last month. The frame is an 80’s light steel Raleigh Grand Prix and was converted into a Bianchi. Fresh paint, no scratches.
Good for someone between 5’6" - 5’11" .

lololololol

“converted” with some celeste paint and a decal kit, right? Lugs and dropouts definitely look Raleigh.

“Hey I got this old bike out of my parents’ garage, can you convert it to a fixed gear?”
“sure, yeah.”
Can you convert it to a Bianchi?"
“uhh… I don’t think you… ummm… okay… yeah, sure we could convert it to a Bianchi.”

Even stupider because if it was the british racing green and chrome grand prix those are some sexy looking old frames.

BRB gonna convert a Kilo TT into a 3Rensho

Two of em today

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik/4484942553.html

and

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik/4484767347.html

I’d buy a beer for the Look seller purely for the balls of that post.

post #1 jackas turn sandwich

post#2… i might know a guy interested… heath??

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4492306983.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/bik/4497584830.html

“the bike doesn’t have handle brakes, it haves special racing back pedal brakes”

Lulz. “Mpd front and back fenders”. Pretty sure it’s pdw.

I think a more accurate version of that craigslist ad is “I stole this bicycle and need to fence it so I can get some more drugs.”

that was my gut reaction, but I think the bike matches the intellect too well.

the alternate spelling of ‘cos’, ‘Caz’, is blowing my mind.

Yes i first thought it was some form of currency because it said “700 Caz” as in “this bike is worth 700 Caz”.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/size-700C-FIXED-GEAR-wheel-cover-pvc-sealing-cover/990598293.html

NEW FAD

kind of want to airbrush awesome things on those and aerocommute

aerbrush