Jens does not feel pain. Pain feels Jens.

Jens Voigt Soundboard

Disappoint in the lack of “Shut up, legs!”

you still got a billion of these?

^^ This. If so…

He should since I never got mine. Must be his self-diagnosed Rusty disease.

He sent me an envelope with a rip on the side :smiley:

‏‏@thejensie: Funny thing happened to me in today stage! A bee was sitting on my lip and i thought leave the bee in peace, she won’t sting you…
@thejensie: Wrong guess, she did, and then i decided to live up to my image and swallowed her and did chew every bit of honey out of that bee!!!

Source: http://twitter.com/#!/thejensie/status/202909163859345408
Source: http://twitter.com/#!/thejensie/status/202908928315629568

Jens deserves better than some stupid wolf stickers.

Saw that… shit looks like it should be on the back of an F150 not a bike. Hella Bro.

really ??/ not sure material there

def not as cool as an alter girl

cool but poorly done atmo

Hella bro.

[quote=that guy]Jens deserves better than a slutted up Madone.

[/quote]

FTFY