Yeah and I got some bb7s I’d sell ya.
Dammit, I so wanted to be first to get these things in action.
No chance though.
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i mean at least it was bike pubes who beat you
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Didn’t pubes use his internet clout to swing a pair from another source? If so then still open to be the 1st with a tarck groupbuy pair.
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Arrived today, thanks @dotMR and @EndpointBraden. They might even be uglier in person.
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Much uglier in person. Chonky
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somehow bulbous and smooth but sharp and rough
the sintered feel of a 3d printed tchotchke
they’re fun and upsetting
I’m so proud of us
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Tarck is really getting good at this.
Ok list time
Weed speakers
Uggolevers
What other dumb GBs have we GBd
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Mavic zapzap
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Tachyons weren’t a GB but they would have been if the right supply had been found.
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Finally opened the box.
These are ludicrous.
Sooo many crazy design details.
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I was surprised at the texture of the lever body, and also that the cool gear mechanism is exposed rather than concealed behind a rubber dust cover
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The Ice Bastard is getting vestigial flippers.
They will spend a lot of time hidden inside pogies. You’re welcome.
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lmao jesus christ those are ridiculous looking 
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Mitten friendly!
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they’re big enough to get their own sub-pogies
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I can’t stop playing with it and finding new wonderful engineering details.
How much money went down the drain on these things???
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really an absurd amount of joy from a bike part that hasn’t even made it on a bike yet
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They seem like the magnum opus of some quirky genius unsupervised at SRAM who was then was dismissed by the number crunchers and now lives as a recluse. Ripe for documentary-ting.
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