Let's buy ugly SRAM Two-Axis Brake Levers!

I wish I had not seen that picture.
Where there was great fulfillment there is only emptiness now.

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I’m planning on taping over the hole.

These levers are madness. What a delightfully, stupidly over-engineered thing. I cannot wait to get them on my stupid bike.

And if anyone wants to 3D print a bubble cover, I would buy it. I think tape is gonna rub against the dumb gear thing.

Just holding these things in my hand, I’m fascinated by the little conical gear fragment moving on its dumb little track. The way it feels a little bit notchy is really funny.

This is definitely going to develop play.

Thanks Braden for getting these things shipped out.

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Today I got coffee with the guy that builds my wheels, he’s built almost every wheel I’ve been on for the last ~15 years. I’m explaining to him how I got these weird levers and he’s like
ā€œOh the sram 2 axis? Yeah @BicyclePears just put those on the pubes bikeā€
:colbert:

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Hahah… yeah several people I have show them to have reacted the same way. :colbert: indeed.

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I ruin everything.

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You just ruin things before we can ruin them ourselves.
And for this, we thank you.

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Pubes out there doing the dirty work, freedom ain’t free and all that.

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Same here, I think higher glass fibre content % than most engineering plastic.

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tarcklebee for best cat cosplaying as a rabbit

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Frank was here, went to get beer…