New to Tarck? Post your bike here.

Timarchylime · July 31, 2012, 9:30am

You mean crisp, refreshing lagers with just the right amount of NATURAL citrus flavor? Get it right asshat.

Endpoint · July 31, 2012, 11:07am

ftfy

EuroJorch · July 31, 2012, 12:27pm

vorsprung · July 31, 2012, 12:30pm

Cotic Roadrat with 8 speed Alfine

Orbea Gavia

Specialized Roubaix

Setavento Custom Ti

timberland_boots · July 31, 2012, 12:39pm

Aw man what the hell? Fuck you guys

jamey1 · July 31, 2012, 12:53pm

2nd!

This guy is like a less balleur version of Scott’s friend that tried a few weeks ago.

jr1 · July 31, 2012, 1:39pm

Oh God the bars on that Orbea. And the everything on that Allez. And and and

scott_dourque · July 31, 2012, 1:44pm

You mean crisp, refreshing lagers with just the right amount of NATURAL citrus flavor? Get it right asshat.[/quote]

Seriously.

Asshole.

vorsprung · July 31, 2012, 1:49pm

I’m selling this one, perhaps more to your taste…?

EuroJorch · July 31, 2012, 1:56pm

I’d believe this dickshit wasn’t a troll if two of the bikes he posted had the same background. Fuck you dickshit, no dicks for you. You get a jar full of shit that was shat after the last three new guys ate their dicks. Dickshit.

imoscardotcom · July 31, 2012, 2:01pm

man this is getting old

hamb3ik · July 31, 2012, 2:24pm

Holy shit, this guy has nothing but ugly bikes that are set up like complete shit. No dicks for you, just kindly fuck off and never wander back.

cookietruck · July 31, 2012, 2:49pm

thats a pretty sick spooky on the counter in the kitchen that one newb posted

jimmythefly · July 31, 2012, 4:45pm

So help me, I actually like all those spoke reflectors on the Cotic. Did you ride that on PBP -or any other awdaks type rides with the Alfine? The Setavento is the one you got fixed with what looks like toothpaste for welds, right? Is is still in one piece or did that repair fail, too?

jimmythefly · July 31, 2012, 4:51pm

[quote=collector000]

Please excuse the red tire. Bike now has Suntour Cyclone pedals and gumwalls.[/quote]

But does it still have Sora shifters? GTFO.

Though I give you points for having your saddle height exactly right to match with the amount of fluting on the post. Are you built like a T-rex?

Larry_Winget · July 31, 2012, 5:04pm

[quote=jimmythefly][quote=collector000]

Please excuse the red tire. Bike now has Suntour Cyclone pedals and gumwalls.[/quote]

But does it still have Sora shifters? GTFO.

Though I give you points for having your saddle height exactly right to match with the amount of fluting on the post. Are you built like a T-rex?[/quote]

I’d like to see a real pic of this bike.

NOVELTYNAME · July 31, 2012, 5:48pm

this new guy doesnt have a custom stem on any of his bikes

you have a lot to learn, assgroper

tehschkott1 · July 31, 2012, 6:03pm

[quote=jamey]2nd!

This guy is like a less balleur version of Scott’s friend that tried a few weeks ago.[/quote]

Hey hey hey - he’s Fred and Jimmys friend too!

akasnowmaaan · August 5, 2012, 4:29pm

Language is too coherent to be that bag of dicks Matthew Trujillo.

But I could be wrong.

halbritt · July 31, 2012, 6:24pm

redacted

Definitely not the troll in question.

Also, it’s 2012. Time to start banning anyone that posts a photo of a bike with ergo bars.