New to Tarck? Post your bike here.

[vorsprung]

@jimmythefly

So help me, I actually like all those spoke reflectors on the Cotic. Did you ride that on PBP -or any other awdaks type rides with the Alfine? The Setavento is the one you got fixed with what looks like toothpaste for welds, right? Is is still in one piece or did that repair fail, too?

My mate Chris rides his Roadrat on audaxes but his is fixed

The spoke reflectors are 3m ones, they are easy to get from any German source. I didn’t ride the Roadrat on PBP, I did 2007 on the Titanium toothpaste weld bike and 2011 on the Roubaix. The toothpaste weld is coming up to a year, I haven’t done mega mileage on the bike but it’s holding up fine.

[Ladygrinder]

what? did i miss the chimo thing with sol? it sounds vaguely familar actually.

also new guys bikes made me literally lol

[oogens]

@johnnyRoyjah

[quote=TimArchyLime][quote=oogenssssss]and light beers with artificial lime flavoring

You mean crisp, refreshing lagers with just the right amount of NATURAL citrus flavor? Get it right asshat.[/quote]

Seriously.

Asshole.[/quote]

i don’t need to lovelybike my language when describing a fine beverage

Bud Light Lime

[Timarchylime]

But you DO need to know the difference between “artificial lime flavoring” and 100% natural citrus flavor. And it’s not lovelybiking when it’s true.

[jr1]

Lovelybike would ask a local beer shop to loan her an Italian keg tap to open her bottle of American beer.

[collector000]

On loan to a tall friend on the nike express. It’s really too small for me as well.

[Daimyo]

Natural citrus flavor on a label can be applied to many things that are not lime juice, the same way you can sell lemon-aid with no actual lemon and Budweiser can sell beer made of rice instead of barley. Besides it’s piss water, who cares what the additive is?

[coco]

^ ban

[collector000]

My project today, not my bike.

[hambeki]

@johnnyraja

Lovelybike would ask a local beer shop to loan her an Italian keg tap to open her bottle of American beer.

Not compatible, shithead.

[timberland_boots]

[quote=collector000]

My project today, not my bike.

[/quote]

Honestly newguy, nobody gives a fuck that your bike was named for a character in Oliver Twist.

[littletinyfish]

Wow I’ve been away a couple days. This thread is providing some lulz.

[cookietruck]

@roy

[quote=johnnyraja]Lovelybike would ask a local beer shop to loan her an Italian keg tap to open her bottle of American beer.

Not compatible, shithead.[/quote]

maybe thats the point bro

[GrandmaJordan]

It makes me feel worried that someone who sets up their bars so badly even I can tell they’re terrible is putting together and working on bikes for other people.

[Timarchylime]

It is a little known fack that most tarckers who work in shops do so simply to keep less qualified people from holding the posiion. It is a service we provide to the comunity.

[Dickason_Daniel]

I started rotating jackass bars as a part of tuneups

[coco]

@TimArchyLime

It is a little known fack that most tarckers who work in shops do so simply to keep less qualified people from holding the posiion. It is a service we provide to the comunity.

TC been thinking about sheriffs department or some other law enforcement for this very reason.

[Timarchylime]

Do it dude. Why do you think I became a teacher?

[coco]

Because you wanted to carry a gun?

[Bamfs01]

@Sneaky Viking

I started rotating jackass bars as a part of tuneups

Lol’d