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[quote=derrayyyvid]Welcome to android 2.1

I will edit this with flickr soon /notroll

JA bar/angle and ok with me.
Commuter bike goes up tomorrow when Im off work and not drunk[/quote]

No way man, your bikes are legit. Don’t let bros here punk you into doing yourself. Take your lumps here, eat your dicks, and then pretend like it never happened and start commenting in threads.

Welcome to Tarck! Your bikes are awesome. Thanks for coming!

[quote=vorsprung]

Let me get you started…
[list]
[]drops are not parallel to the ground
[
]brake cable routing on left and right is not even
[]bar tape colour does not match saddle and is not black or white
[
]bar tape around gear shifter is a mess
[]there is an electrical wire messily cable tied to the top tube and the rear rack
[
]seat post weld is ugly
[/list][/quote]

Totally dope bike man! Don’t let these bros take you down. Just ignore em and start posting in other threads. You’re doing it right. Thanks for finding Tarck!

Scott, I know you’re a little newer around here so maybe you haven’t quite figured out how things work yet. Or maybe your tenderhole’s a little sore from your own welcome. You’re not allowed to say nice things in this thread unless a bike is legitimately amazing. Even if they’re your bros.

Rolf’s make me sad.

I always get a little prevomit in my mouth when I say the word Rolf.

brohugs, EJ

Lollin. And yeah the cockpit and wheels on that Serotta blow. wtf were you thinking new guy

[quote=derrayyyvid]Welcome to android 2.1

I will edit this with flickr soon /notroll

JA bar/angle and ok with me.
Commuter bike goes up tomorrow when Im off work and not drunk[/quote]

i bet that was awkward
filing a police report coz someone stole half the spokes out yr wheels

Rolf cuz Eugene probably, they practically give those tenderholes away outside the factory
Way to shit up a potentially nice bike
Enjoy your dirty hippy acid trippin Phil Lesh groupie lovin Quaalude riddled flaccid dicks new guy

What I’m thinking now is why do you all hate America?

I do want to change up bars and stem though.

Those wheels are gross and the bars/levers are a pretty poor match.

[quote=derrayyyvid]What I’m thinking now is why do you all hate America?

[/quote]
Why do you hate bikes?
Eat dicks that have anally pleasured diarrheal orangutans.

Bikes are dumb, fixies are new rollerblades, razors scooters are awesomer, etc. A multitude of reasons.

new guys your bikes suck for various reasons
ill let you eventually suss it out
eat dicks

[quote=derrayyyvid]Welcome to android 2.1

I will edit this with flickr soon /notroll

JA bar/angle and ok with me.
Commuter bike goes up tomorrow when Im off work and not drunk[/quote]

Lookin great man!

Oh goddammit Scott :colbert:

Bro, you’re going to owe all of tarck a sandwich at this fucking rate

[quote=cookietruck]
i bet that was awkward
filing a police report coz someone stole half the spokes out yr wheels[/quote]

rofl. Or should I say… rolf?

I’ve got a list going for things that get an insta-ban:

[list=1]
[]ergos
[
]pair-spoked wheels
[/list]

The GT is 85% complete. Thoughts?