New to Tarck? Post your bike here.

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/phish-101/

To burn?

120-something shows since 1992, bros.

Glad to have helped them become the top grossing band of the 90s.

And while I admire the Dead, and own way too many shows, Garcia’s tone wears on me. Not his musicianship, which is beyond reproach, but that McCoury-esque twang is his only bullet.

Any of you haters been to a show, or is it like me hating MTB without ever trying it?

EDIT: this is the exact tone I would have taken had I posted the Mash in this thread when I got here.

i been to a show before
someone bought me a ticket so i went
i couldnt find any good nugs in the parking lot
might’ve eaten a few mushrooms
thought the music sucked

I got your back Scott.

I saw sublime once and listened to widespread panic for a year just after high school. Does that get me any weed cred?

phish is so terrible
the dead too
wth

i have been to numerous MMW shows though lol

cookie has all of your live MMW show needs lol

TC the only mmw i can listen to anymore is tonic, electric tonic and some of the all improv shows from tonic in nyc
everything else i can only get through about 3 minutes of

WTF is happening in this thread.

Quick, someone get a new guy to post in here, so we can stop talking about Phish.

I lived in the dorm just up the hill from where widespread played their Athens show every year. That’s as close as I ever need to get to that shit.

Ok ok, I’ll post my bikes. The two I ride most anyway.

This is my commuter. Let’s see… blurry pic, kinda assy bars, shitty raceblade fender rear with electrical tape underneath mounts to prevent scratching, no front fender, avid bb5 ā€œbrakesā€, black rim on front while shitty alex stickers on rear, and mainly, the ugly, heavy ass yellow atacs. That’s what I see, but let me know how else I’m doing it wrong.

Now the one I know you’re really gonna rip, my road bike:

What I see:
Ugly stem
ergo drops
black spacers
silver fucking headset & derailleurs
lolthomson/seat position
again with the clashing pedals (and computer sensor)
radial front
blue alloy nipples
nasty low-rent back porch with peeling paint and a cigarette butt in the bottom right of the picture

I’m sure there’s more, and I’m sure you’ll let me know. Can’t really say much in my defense, except that in the case of the Bianchi, a lot of that stuff was free (frame/fork included!) or taken from another bike. And since I don’t normally (until now) post pictures of my bikes on the internet, AYHSMB.

what year is this
you need to follow these more

letting us know how shitty your bikes are setup does not exactly help your case numbnuts

Wow, can’t argue with any of those. We’re perpetually 5-6 years behind the rest of the country in SC. You even see fgfs bikes here still, proudly parked outside the bar/coffee shop. Anyway, bring on the dicks. I guess I deserve them.

You deserve them, you want them, you NEED them.

lol’d

Laugh at my crappy bikes and consistently tiny seat to handlebar drop!!

Road:

Presently sporting Re-Fuses and winter grime.

Cross. Likely too big for me, and likely to be replaced this summer.

Mountain:

In situ with White Bros, Small Block 8s and lighter wheels.

just kidding, go back to lurking

How do you even ride those

Fukin new guy breaks physics