New to Tarck? Post your bike here.

i feel like this picture is relevant to this thread.

Married?

Yes. Married. Sheesh.

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This thread delivers.

Was thinking this:

Lol’d so hard I choked when I read this:

[quote=Sneaky Viking]1. buy a key of snickers wholesale
2. cut it with over-the-counter peanuts
3. flood the streets with stepped-on snicker product
4. ???
5. profit[/quote]

:bear:

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I guess you don’t have that bike enthusiasm where you get excited over the little changes that make your bike a little different huh?[/quote]

I get excited over my own bikes, sure. But I increasingly dont give a fuck about yours, especially when you come out of hibernation every 6 months, carpet-bomb the entire bike-related internet with the same pictures and text about how you put new bar tape on, get all defensive when people roll their eyes, and then you disappear for 6 months. it’s like clockwork…and kinda weird. are you actually a bot?

u mad

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[quote=gyeswho][quote=Sneaky Viking][quote=gyeswho]
I’m not saying yall are terrible cuz I understand how fun it is to ridicule folks behind your computer. [/quote]
no, you don’t get it: we’re terrible.[/quote]
terrible? you mean terrible?[/quote]
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

llllllollllllin

No no, dig up stupid.

I guess you don’t have that bike enthusiasm where you get excited over the little changes that make your bike a little different huh?[/quote]

I get excited over my own bikes, sure. But I increasingly dont give a fuck about yours, especially when you come out of hibernation every 6 months, carpet-bomb the entire bike-related internet with the same pictures and text about how you put new bar tape on, get all defensive when people roll their eyes, and then you disappear for 6 months. it’s like clockwork…and kinda weird. are you actually a bot?[/quote]

I get my laugh on when ppl like you complain, bitch, and moan over something that ain’t that serious. The solution to your problem is to ignore what I post by scrolling past it and not commenting, but apparently that is a difficult thing for some people to do. I’m not on here to talk $@#! over ppls bikes since I’ve got better things to do. I enjoy looking at bikes and riding them. When folks post their bikes, I enjoy seeing small and grand changes since it shows they dig what they ride. It also give me ideas for my builds as well. I’m sure I’ve given folks ideas on builds as well by my “spamming” so ush up. Have a great day!

sup tarckbros this is my pride and joy built her up from the ground up at my homies shop been ridin her hard daily fuck red lights

/doinitrite?

^^he gets his laugh on

does jesus know you’re talking like this?

does jesus know you’re talking like this?[/quote]
!!! Please don’t say anything! Please!!!

I take back anything positive I ever said about guysshoe. Also, motion granted.

haha.

[quote=Sneaky Viking]1. buy a key of snickers wholesale
2. cut it with over-the-counter peanuts
3. flood the streets with stepped-on snicker product
4. ???
5. profit[/quote]
A Kilo is a thousand grams
A pile of sand is equivilant, to the eye
It’s nice to have a thousand fans
Coke buyers, some be liars
therefore, you check for wires
dedicated dealers, during holidays we give 'em lighters

lol, That actually makes it easier to pronounce anyway since it’s phonetic. Thanks!

[quote=NateRo]sup tarckbros this is my pride and joy built her up from the ground up at my homies shop been ridin her hard daily fuck red lights

/doinitrite?[/quote]

no u have brakes

This is the part you’re missing - none of this is serious. Mostly it’s a lot of trolling for reaction, which is, in fact, a pretty shitty thing to do to someone, but then again, it delivers lulz. Please don’t take it so personally, the people posting these things are literally just playing with you and the more you get butt hurt about it, the more they’re going to do it. I promise.

FUCKING INTERNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

If Artblur and Happy Robot had a baby it’d be Guyswho.