[quote=surfcat][quote=DBR][quote=zooktruck][quote=Chris_Kulczycki69]
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god that’s a hateful bike.[/quote]
So I had a couple Gs just sitting around earning interest, and I was all like, fuck man, what can I do with that? I mean, I could feed kids in Africa or Haiti or fucking Atlanta for that matter, but fuck that shit, how can I really make a mark in the world? How can I be like, “Yo fuck ya’ll I got money that I could do other shit with, but fuckit, I’ma just show how much of it I got an’ get all CRAZY up in this bitch!”
So I was down all the fuckin’ highend roadie shop and I saw this Cervelo TT bike and was all like, FUCK YEAH!!! that plus a paintjob off a Nirve beachcruiser and some fucking vintage canvas and an eccentric bottom bracket that shit’ll be OFF THA MUTHAFUCKIN’ CHAIN BITCHES!!! Those fools on the group ride are gonna straight trip the FUCK OUT, yo!!![/quote]
In all seriousness, this is the only possible explanation I can even fucking conceive of for that bike