products i wish existed

barend mountable bells
brake lever riggable bells
bottle opener headbadges
mickey’s bottle specific bottle cages
more of those pink toeclips

aero beer helmets
self-reinflating tires
a saddle that gives you a blowjob as you ride.

attractive quill stem with a removable face plate

comes in silver too, a friend is about to put one on ebay.

On the bell theme:
Shifter boss mounted bell.

I swear that there’s a massive market for useful things that mount on the unused bosses on conversions.

Shifter boss mounted version of the flickstand.

I have this stem on my bottecchia

pls repost pics

me? heres one of the whole bike

totally fucking awesome

I’m 99% sure that the Incredibell dudes make one of these.

http://www.mirrycle.com/bar_end_new.htm
fuck i need to get my mitts on one of these. or two. I wanted one that kinda looked like a teeny tt lever.

[quote=pirate]aero beer helmets
self-reinflating tires
a saddle that gives you a blowjob as you ride.[/quote]

A BJ saddle seems like it could be dangerous and potentially embarrassing.

[quote=sugarbear][quote=pirate]aero beer helmets
self-reinflating tires
a saddle that gives you a blowjob as you ride.[/quote]

A BJ saddle seems like it could be dangerous and potentially embarrassing.[/quote]
http://www.jackassworld.com/videos/1575414/190418

my mom has a bar end mounted bell on her road bike, she got it at the lbs :colbert:

salsa. older ones that arent recalled.

Do the older ones only come in black?

havent they only ever come in black?

Dunno. The threadless came in color.