Today I stupidly decided to wear my ripped Dickies shorts and I, also, stupidly decided to do the “let the pedal lift your foot” dismount and I got caught on my saddle. I nearly ate shit falling backwards, but I was next to the sidewalk and stumbled backward all the way to the building wall.
I then went to the Salvation Army and got a pair of black kahki (how the fuck do you spell that?) type pants and a nice green hoodie for $9. I love the Salvation Army.