TAF, JA, or just WTH?

why no mone on the build sheet?

See the OpenAI chart @BEEutiful_Wednesday_DDS posted in the other thread.

Santa Barbara Titanium Submarines

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im thinkin this one has the coaster cooler because it was show bike, and the production one wont have that. because then they would cost $5,500 which is simply too much.

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:frowning:

That looks bad and they should feel bad.

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I feel bad for whomever skids out a $85 tire.

me too - and i don’t even use drugs!

That bike sucks, but it did make me remember this thing… which might be the right thing to fill the Humuhumu shaped hole in your heart.

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I wondered what the story is with this one.

It looks home-built, but is also clearly a product with (long gone) website and everything. Why was it made? Who needs a huge scooter that you can’t transport in a normal car and has a larger footprint than a lawnmower to store?

No leaning swooping in turns, anything narrower than a large sidewalk sucks, not really for use at a skate park or dirt trails.

It doesn’t seem to be some adaptive sport apparatus.

The steering geometry is absolutely primitive. Bars don’t seem to be height-adjustable. Must be a little bit of flex at the front otherwise it’d have all the problems of trying to stabilize a 4-legged bistro table.

Heavy as fuck just looking at the construction, those are some chunks of steel bar and even if the square stuff is tube there’s a lot of it.

I found the dude’s youtube it goes back 18 years.

Looks like they maybe started with an electric version also, which that I can understand. I’m trying to remember the market back then, but mobility scooters and razor scooters and bike-tired push scooters certainly existed. Still seems like a weird thing to be like “yep, there is a market for these I will make $$$”.

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This is like outsider art, I love everything about it. I want to make up origin stories for it.

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808512165096.html

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Slunge?

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I kinda love it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DSUkAzYjUbT/?igsh=cHp5YTR2a2thZ2xp

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How about some custom Growtacs?

IMG_2051

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I dream of a brand called cringlé

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Sunn cringlé

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knee deep in slunge mate

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