Tern Sammiches

Don’t group me in with this head tube hoarder, that’s more than 3 of my bikes combined.

Is this the distasteful tall bike thread?

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The steer tube is longer than the fork blades.

Someone should have spent their bike money on yoga and massage.

i actually hate this bike more than almost any other bike i’ve ever seen

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i think i’m just bummed that they didn’t go all the way and make the tt parallel to the dt.

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oh yeah, parallelogram bike

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can you all stop being assholes I have back problems that I self diagnosed and I’m scared of doing yoga because it seems kinda foreign and also your just jealus of my toy’s because I like to spend on me

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Gotta slam that stem

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You, as a tall guy, should be very familiar with the back problems very tall people have. It seems really common to have prolonged back pain and spinal issues above a certain height.
It makes for really ugly bikes, but it’s no different to me than a normal sized bike with the bars above the saddle.

but y no parallelogram bike?

i’ll make fun of oddball bikes like this to some extent but one thing my dad says always resonated with me.

but srsly it could be a parallelogram bike

I feel like that bike was built for some other guy who ran significantly more seatpost and some (tall but less tall) goof bought it second hand and made a series of design compromises into a straight up abomination.

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Oh yes, first hand. Which is why I’m spending my bike money on Chiropractor visits, massages, acupuncture, and a gym membership.

If I ever get to the point where I can’t ride a traditional bike I’ll just accept my fate and ride a recumbent. That’s pretty strong motivation to keep my back and neck injuries at bay.

Still gonna make fun of a silly looking bike.

Yeah, it is a silly looking bike, but even with a paralell top tube, youd have to have quite a bit of drop to not have a ridiculous rusty stack or head tube extension.

All faster backwards bikes should have risers or alt bars. P-sure it’s the law.

I’d be ok with it

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I’m curious about the backstory of that bike. It would be pretty rad if it was built for someone in their 70s that rides a ton of miles.

That bike says “spinal fusion surgery” to me

I feel like we’re at most two trend involutions from this being the hottest kind of bike around.

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