“Papa, I ever so much want to build an artisanal fixie. May I have $25,000, please, papa?"
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Bobson dugnutt
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So many good Pen Names
Shown furcotte
Karl Dandleton is my fav.
I guess I have to be the guy to say it
Dallas Creamer
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Mike Truk is giving me Truck Doug vibes.
Everyone should just be randomly assigned a name from one of those lists, and that’s your tarckname.
Also the hockey one is pretty good, too.
Mods, feel free to give me a random username from that list
Same
I wish I could just veto people’s name. “Sorry Colton Jacoby Ramsford, your new name is Mitchell Anderson.”
dude, you guys should look up this kid’s family. they all play lacrosse and have similar names.
Mods I demand to be renamed Dar Sleerer.
can only pick from this list:
scott dourque
shown furcotte
bobson dugnutt
todd bonzalez
sleve mcdichael
onson sweemey
rey mcsriff
mike truk
i tried to pick my favorites, but really any will do
You already have one.
My username/Internet persona is an exit in Texas
Obvious winner.
edit - Thank you, Amy. I am so glad that, once again, no one will ever know who is posting what.
Important part of the culture of tarck.
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I need to know this too.
Those names are like characters in an 80s hijinks movie where the poor scruffy upstarts battle the cardigan over shoulders preppy rich kids over the other side of the lake.
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