The New New Guy Thread. Your first post goes here. Seriously.

[scrub]

[quote=Bahamontes]You
Me
Cole
JP
Lucky
BC
Todd
Ray kind of (53 top tubes)[/quote]

5’ 6 1/2" checking in.

[randsome_beast]

New guy, dgaf if you are vertically challenged. Are you challenged by getting vertically rad in either direction?

Short hazing people you already look down at was almost making me want to shoot Coleman a link. His answer could have been hilarious for the rest of us.

[blackholelectron]

That IS a lot of short people

but considering you can fit twice as many of us into small spaces, I think tarck will be ok

New guy, dgaf if you are vertically challenged. Are you challenged by getting vertically rad in either direction?

my radness is both vertically and horizontally compliant

[panda_heavy_metal]

Sub-5’6" crue checking in.

[amy]

[quote=Bahamontes]You
Me
Cole
JP
Lucky
BC
Todd
Ray kind of (53 top tubes)[/quote]

i’ll keep this as my list of tarckers to give awkward boob height hugs to whenever there is a tarck up

(actually pretty sure you gotta be cole size to get the full on boob hug)

[halbritt]

So mad right now.

[catdrew_f]

it’s alright u short too bruh

[catdrew_f]

y’all short

where my sol at

[Bahamontes]

@halbritt

So mad right now.

I bet.

[Petr5]

Heath, insist on hugs from your knees.

[cheese]

5’ 7" here, but 52-53 TT crue. Too tall for boob height hugs even with 6’ sup girls.

[viggen]

[quote=catdrew f]y’all short

where my sol at[/quote]
6’ 1" crue checking in.

[NOVELTYNAME]

[Shiny_squid_green]

lollin’

Did new guy thread just become post your height thread?

[Andrew_Andeson]

6’2" crue

No boobz for me

[Roundalab_yellow]

6 two crü.

I feel like Tarck’s got a lot on either end of the height bell curve, but averages out to something fairly standard.

[DDYTDY]

[quote=aerobear][quote=Bahamontes]You
Me
Cole
JP
Lucky
BC
Todd
Ray kind of (53 top tubes) 5’ 7.5" [/quote]

i’ll keep this as my list of tarckers to give awkward boob height hugs to whenever there is a tarck up

(actually pretty sure you gotta be cole size to get the full on boob hug)[/quote]

[dfl]

[quote=ShinyTravisto]lollin’

Did new guy thread just become post your height thread?[/quote]
I think we’ve gone from driving away new dudes with hostility to just boring them to death with inanity.

[buffoon]

That’s slightly less scary. I think I’m 5’7…[quote=deadforkinglast][quote=ShinyTravisto]lollin’

Did new guy thread just become post your height thread?[/quote]
I think we’ve gone from driving away new dudes with hostility to just boring them to death with inanity.[/quote]

[O.R.L_Dingleberry]

Man the fucking new guys are almost as bad as the old guys up in here.