“serious”
As I am a member of the PNW contingent I must say that your bike is missing a front rack and a huge rando boxy bag and a dynamo and fenders.
I think the question is how can you ride such an incomplete mess?
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I eat a lot of pork so that must be messing up my brain chemistry. Do you know any PNW remedies to help me?
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Maybe some brisket or salmon would help, as a treat.
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Alright if you say so. I know the PNW has the best serious cyclists so I’ll trust you. I hope this cures me.
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You have the PNW cycling bible already, you know the way, the light, the truth.
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His arse runs for our sins
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who sent you
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Good bicycle color, size, and other more important choices. Welcome!
Every human in the PNW has already been a member of Tarck, in the past. He’s just returning home with a new name, and a new bike.
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“Based in Chicago”
Lives in Schaumburg.
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Oh yeah I forgot to include my exact neighborhood. is it part of the initiation to fork over my address, SSN and $10k because the bike enemies are after tarck?
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Is nu guy an *ffinity mole!?!?
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Always after our Lucky Charms!!
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It’s a Netflix show reference, you dinguses. We’re out here buying new middle manager watches from all the money we get from Nü guys.
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have you tried jackfruit instead, it’s a wholly unsatisfactory vegan alternative!
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Can confirm. As are soy curls.
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This guy bicycles quarterly? That’s far too often.
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Shopped
I see the pixels
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I was waiting for this. Thank you.