The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

Holy crap gatorskins. Check your other stickers, fatties fit fine.

8 Likes

We are the gutter
We belong to the streets

8 Likes

Best reason to join tarck

1 Like

Hey I’m Smitty from DC. I’m new and I like bikes. For the past few years I’ve been riding and camping on my Black Mountain Cycles Road+ and commuting with my kid on my Jamis Aurora Elite. Just built up a Bassi Hog’s Back and took it on the Amtrak to Richmond for the weekend, it’s going to replace the Black Mountain as the camping bike.

33 Likes

Cool, welcome new person, now go to off topic and tell us all about how bronze pasta extrusion isn’t “accurate” or something

10 Likes

No hazing, but we would be remiss not to mention the fact that you have three versions of the same bike.

18 Likes

I don’t trust him

Just because they are all steel frames with rigid suspensions, disc brakes, 650b wheels, and slick tires doesn’t mean they are all the same. Look one has thru axles and drop bars.

5 Likes

Nobody ask about his bar ends in the middle, I don’t want to know the answer

Only three? Tch, that’s falling down on the job; it’s not a proper bike clutter unless you’ve got five.

2 Likes

Who among us has not had (at least) three of the same bike at some point in time.

11 Likes

To nu-person’s credit, theirs all look complete and functional too!

3 Likes

How ya finish a bike without stealing pieces from all your other bikes?

2 Likes

Turn the BMC+ into a skinny tire roadie, all the cool kids are doing it.

1 Like

Oh that’s actually it’s current form since I stole all the racks off it for the Bassi.

How was Belle Isle?

Biking in Richmond was awesome and totally different from biking in DC. I did the Coffee Grinder route and stopped in Outpost for a halfway cold brew. Great ride and a great weekend in the city.

3 Likes

cmon do something more bad so we can mildly admonish you. where did the rack go?

1 Like

new guy do your sneezes ever smell like rat piss?

12 Likes

I bought this for $10 to live out my Xbiking dreams. What color should I match the tires to?