hey! i was just in detroit (metropolitan wayne county airport) yesterday! your pizza robot sucks.
also that’s a weird looking garage door
Welcome. While I recognize that there is a bike in that picture we’re still going to need a picture of your bike.
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- Do you have a bidet?
- Do you like Grant Petersen?
- Would you like to see Grant Petersen in a movie using a bidet?
- Would you like to use Grant Petersen’s bidet?
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- Would you like to use Grant Petersen as a bidet?
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I talked to a different guy there about his Stooge Scrambler and came home fully convinced to get one but now they’re sold out again. I did not see your bike.
Please list all of your bikes in the vaguest terms possible and make sure to sound kind of smug about it
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“bigant bike”
“breakfast bike”
“the blue one”
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Grant wouldn’t use a bidet, he would wax poetic about the joys of wiping. With single ply
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Wipe with stick
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With a diy handle made out of cotton bar tape and hemp twine
It’s called the bilbo $17
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There’s something undeniably romantic about cycling through the French chateaux country. The winding roads, the ancient castles, the rolling hills—it’s a dream for any cyclist. But let’s talk about the less glamorous, yet equally important aspect of such a journey: bathroom breaks.
Now, I’ve always been a fan of the classic French bidet. It’s a simple, yet elegant solution to a common problem. And let me tell you, after a long day in the saddle, there’s nothing quite like a good bidet rinse.
So, as I pedaled through the picturesque French countryside, I couldn’t help but appreciate the luxury of a bidet in each chateau hotel I stayed in. It was the perfect way to end a day of cycling, feeling clean, refreshed, and ready for another adventure.
A cyclist’s tip: When planning your route, be sure to factor in the availability of bidet-equipped accommodations. It’s a small detail that can make a big difference to your overall cycling experience.
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Eight posts about bidets and none mention cleaning your hands (or soiled BH?) with pine tar soap. Disappointed in the dedication to the lore.
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We should ask him to stock the black soap in cylinder bars
What the heck are you doing eating robot pizza?! You gotta get the proper Detroit style deep dish!
I rode with that guy and the other guy with the Rambler. We were the 3 stooges, natch. I also have a MK4 and that thing is way too rad. It might be longer than a 1955 Eldorado but it’s simultaneously so stable and so nimble. After lusting over it for a few years I finally found one stateside. Funny enough I ran into the guy who sold it to me at Nutmeg.
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Fucking midwesterners and their casseroles
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- On both of my toilets, obviously.
- Parasocial relationships are fine okay???
- I’d show up for the casting call.
- Any bidet is better than no bidet.
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they didn’t let me out of the series of tubes between fast moving sky tubes and i was still a bit drunk and just saw the pizza tech service it with fresh uncooked pizzas. i do wish to visit and sample some of your non-tsa foodstuffs some day though
I took an Italian countryman to Chicago once. We took him to Giordano’s and once it finally came out he said, “This is lasagna! Not pizza!”
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