The Nü Nü Nü People Thread - Your first post goes here

[turpentine]

I wonder if we have a cdn in Seattle.

[anon91548605]

@russ

I liked Ottawa when I was there
Do you know my friend Steve?

Yeah, I know Steve. One eye, bad aim. Next time you talk to him tell him my stitches have healed since he tried to William Tell me with a dart.

[drandalls]

@anon91548605

New new guy here, providing yet more eye-food for your insatiable appetites.

Just another wannabe rando who usually ends up spending too much time reading about bikes (thanks) than actually riding them.

At your service

'Sup bike buddy, here’s a pic of mine. The handlebars are occasionally cleared out by OEM resellers on eBay and are called Satori X-race Aero. 46cm are harder to find, the 42s are most common.

[anon91548605]

@drandalls

'Sup bike buddy, here’s a pic of mine. The handlebars are occasionally cleared out by OEM resellers on eBay and are called Satori X-race Aero. 46cm are harder to find, the 42s are most common.

Nice ride, what front rack do you have on that? I’ve had mine for less than a year but I really like it. Though sometimes I long for something with a little snappier handling.

[drandalls]

Sunlite QR-Tec - mounts at QR and fork crown. Super sturdy, I’ve had it loaded down with 25 pounds and it has miniscule flex. Of course, it makes the bike a handful at that weight, works much better with light loads <12 pounds or so.

I’m in the same boat; the bike has such high trail it corners poorly, but for some reason it’s supremely comfortable. I use it specifically for randonneuring since it feels great even after many hours of riding. Welcome to the forum.

[trigross]

I’m fat, and aging rapidly, I ride slow on this thing

[anon24974279]

Aging rapidly compared to what? Like a sci fi movie where you will be shrivelled and weak in a month?

[LASER_BEIGE]

Bizarro Benjamin button

[Face]

I ain’t clicking that shit.

[Orc]

Points for well-used biopace.

[trigross]

@anon24974279

Aging rapidly compared to what? Like a sci fi movie where you will be shrivelled and weak in a month?

My peers? I can’t move after moving some boxes and going to the dump yesterday, I need a CPAP to live, and I get heartburn from looking at pizza. I’m 31.

[anon24974279]

I’m sincerely sorry to hear that. Have you seen a doctor?

[trigross]

I’m actually fine, just out of shape. Don’t worry.

[karl_dandleton]

i’m not particularly worried

[johnasavoia]

I will cede title of #worldsworstfatchance to you, my friend.

[iwillbe]

Eat pizza with your eyes closed problem solved

[Master_Stabby]

@trigross

I’m actually fine, just out of shape. Don’t worry.

Try vegan pizza. It’s not really worth it, but you do have to make sure.

[Orc]

@Master_Stabby

@trigross

I’m actually fine, just out of shape. Don’t worry.

Try vegan pizza. It’s absolutely worth it

ftfe

[Master_Stabby]

Nope.

[Orc]

Pizza is really good sans cheese. I do it midwest chicago hot dog style (thin crispy crust & toppings piled absurdly high), but getting a regular old pizza shop pizza without cheese is just as good/better (depending on how you feel about the traditional pool of grease on top of the cheese.)