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I like the idea of calling cows milk cheese ‘my delicacy’

Like I walk into a party with some brie and say hey guys I brought some of my delicacy!

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1629

I like small pieces of cooked food on top of round bread with sauce. Cheese, or equivalent, is not needed.

Pineapple & tomato is one of my favorites.

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1630

Is new guy/gal the original owner of that Fat Chance? Looks like it’s in really good shape.

1631

I dunno, there’s a lot of “rotten” delicacies out there. Chocolate, beer, pickles, etc.

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This guy has made a career of talking about it!
https://www.wildfermentation.com/

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FTFM

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1634

My buddy calls it cow-pus.

1635

I decree that Tire-Milk will now be called Tire-Pus

Also I harvested my first “stanimal” from a tire yesterday and I think it will keep it. Looks like art so I will display it with my other arts.

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1636

But milk is a kind of mucous secretion and we all lived off it at one point in our lives.

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Our entire economy is based on mucous secretions, and tween me and my wife we scull 4 litres of it a week. It’s having a horrific effect on the environment tho. I read last night that when a cow goes “weeze”, it makes a dinnerplate sized wee-print that has an effective nitrate level of 1000 kg of nitrate per hectare, if they were evenly spaced, and thats not a big push to imagine, given the crazy amount of overstocking and the amount of times a cow must pee in a day.

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1638

what

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1639

scull: drink really quickly
weeze: wee. urinate, micturate
hectare: big fucken acre

here for all your antipodean translating needs

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1640

@discobot, can you translate prison islander to American?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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1642

Thanks mate. Cant believe these guys not heard of hectares.
Ok, whose gonna pronounce it for me?

1643

Shredded zucchini is a bomb pizza cheese replacement

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1644

Goddamnit gunther

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1645

you’ll need to provide a conversion table from hectares to jandles per sq foot to thongs per imperial pint to swimming pools (i’d say football fields, but which kind?) or some other customary unit of area (sydney harbours are out, texas’s are probably too big)

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1646

football fields!

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which kind tho? american, Australian rules (AFL)* rugby (probably what cuzzie mozzie bro would call a football field, soccer pitches?

*AFL fields are actually cricket pitches which are actual oval, consequently the way they are packed, or if just the area is considered will affect the conversion rate.

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