Also, I hate this thread the most: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=444469
I always found the road forum hilarious to read, the number of douches packed into that single forum is incredible.
the coercive sodomy
[quote=“NitroPye”]Fuck even calling what some of those douchbags do a “sport” is too much.
Basically its just a bunch of dudes who wanted to be in the military who were flat footed and turned around so they took to “smack down rides” and “10 reasons why im going to yell at you in a group ride”[/quote]
There are a few cool posters in the road forum, but for the most part it’s a spending/pissing contest.
SS/FG is the kiddie pool.
[quote=“jim”]even worse is the road forum. i read it at work when i’m bored for entertainment. from the constant barrage of people asking if certain bikes or products will make them faster (HAHAHAHA), to the outright pole-smoking of anyone who made it out of cat 4, it’s incredible. there’s an overwhelming feeling that everyone there has bought into the advertising hype and fell for this years sales pitch.
I LOVE IT.
SSFG, though, is just a cess-pool of dumb questions and people. i’d like to think that we sucked the life out of that place when we all left/got banned. that may not be the case, but i also like to think of the baby jesus as a mischievous badger, so you can see what i occupy my mind with.[/quote]
seriously. road is the only forum on BF that i read, and i dont even own a road bike. some of the shit in there is absolutely priceless.
i’ll tell you what i miss:
rae and his step dad. what a little tyke
I hear he hated his step dad and that he was “such a jerk”.
too late.
[quote=“tepr”]i want to buy velocity deep v’s in san francisco
tx_what_it_do [/quote]
go fuck yourself hahahahahha. that was a legitemate question. fuck a “good biek shops in san fran?” post, i went straight for what i was looking for. and using the coveted search function brought up threads from 2005 about places that dont seem to exist anymore.
Markok765holy shit remember this kid? he kind of had a small crooked head and always asked the worst questions about how bags looked on him and riding “messenger style”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzGoR9LAjM8holy shit that kids eyes are creeping me out
i think this sums it up.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=446306
where is the “chritstians” option?
You got some christians on here.
[quote=“miloC”]i think this sums it up.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=446306[/quote]
So epicly epic
[quote=“bigbris1”]I don’t hate, per se, someone riding with a brake. It’s just it seems like they’re either too scared to be riding fixed gear, or too lazy.
The other day I saw this guy on a fix going down one of Manhattan’s steepest hills sans brake. Man, he was really cranking to slow the bike in traffic. I yelled to him, “yeah! No brake!” His head whipped around quickly & I saw him smile as if all of his effort was not going unnoticed. That’s what I’m talking about. There’s a dude I can kick it with.[/quote]
[quote=“johnnyraja”][quote=“miloC”]i think this sums it up.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=446306[/quote]
So epicly epic
[quote=“bigbris1”]I don’t hate, per se, someone riding with a brake. It’s just it seems like they’re either too scared to be riding fixed gear, or too lazy.
The other day I saw this guy on a fix going down one of Manhattan’s steepest hills sans brake. Man, he was really cranking to slow the bike in traffic. I yelled to him, “yeah! No brake!” His head whipped around quickly & I saw him smile as if all of his effort was not going unnoticed. That’s what I’m talking about. There’s a dude I can kick it with.[/quote][/quote]
Rivendell group buy time
Sorry, this was supposed to be an edit, not a quote
This is my all time most hated thread over there. Worse than anything on SSFG.
[quote=“johnnyraja”][quote=“miloC”]i think this sums it up.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=446306[/quote]
So epicly epic
[quote=“bigbris1”]I don’t hate, per se, someone riding with a brake. It’s just it seems like they’re either too scared to be riding fixed gear, or too lazy.
The other day I saw this guy on a fix going down one of Manhattan’s steepest hills sans brake. Man, he was really cranking to slow the bike in traffic. I yelled to him, “yeah! No brake!” His head whipped around quickly & I saw him smile as if all of his effort was not going unnoticed. That’s what I’m talking about. There’s a dude I can kick it with.[/quote][/quote]
That thread makes me hate everything.
big bris would NEVER kick it with me!
HAHAHAHA
