You're gunna hurt yourself: Carry Shit Olympics (aka the Cargo Bike thread)

[Rusty_Piton]

Which one did you get?

[oogens]

Went for the cargo v3 in blurple

[Rusty_Piton]

Nice. I hope it’s your favorite bike ever. Cargo bikes are the best!

[Shiny_squid_green]

Good name for my sex tape

[joyofvaping]

@Rusty_Piton

Lol look at this crazy ass homer car!

Is it still a bicycle if it has four wheels with four motors? Looks like the cargo bike/car Ben diagram is beginning to overlap.

it leans??!?!? I would very much like to take this on some descents

[iwillbe]

Coffin Dance Remix Bass Boost Song With Original Video

[spaghetti]

@Rusty_Piton

Ben diagram

i’ve been searching for a band name for awhile and here it is!

[karl_dandleton]

YO. i didn’t even notice that. fantastic. if i ever learn to make electronic music my plan is “urethra franklin”

[Rusty_Piton]

When I was in high school there was a local hardcore band that played all the time called Urethra Franklin and the Ghetto Children.
Edit: here they are at the fireside bowl! There’s like a 60% chance that I was at this show.

Urethra Franklin and the Ghetto Children @ Fireside Bowl 10-29-99

[frank_doktor]

Never saw them, but fuck I loved that venue.

[Rusty_Piton]

They ruled. I saw them a lot. Probably have a couple 7”s squirreled away somewhere.

[Face]

@Rusty_Piton

…I saw at least four Clydesdale equipped bikes today. And like five or six other cargo bikes of varying shape. I love it. As someone who’s been a cargo bike evangelist for fifteen years, I feel very vindicated seeing so many people taking to it in recent years. I wonder how long until somebody knocks off the crust fork. I get asked about that thing all the time.

You seen the dude in our hood on the Clyde fixie with swept bars that just cruises super slow and relaxed AF?

[karl_dandleton]

@Rusty_Piton

…When I was in high school there was a local hardcore band that played all the time called Urethra Franklin and the Ghetto Children.Edit: here they are at the fireside bowl! There’s like a 60% chance that I was at this show.

damn. i didn’t find anything on the internet after coming up with that one. maybe i didn’t try too hard, so as to protect myself. back to the drawing board.

[Rusty_Piton]

Are the frame and fork both painted olive green? I’ve seen that one locked up but not being ridden.

[Face]

I dunno.

[Shiny_squid_green]

Someone PLEASE get one of these to replace the box on their cargo bike

[viggen]

As found on Antifascist_logo_archive:

[Davidk]

that pressure way too high

[Master_Stabby]

But Germany.

[panda_heavy_metal]

Carting hard rubbish for kerb collection. Worked a treat and I didn’t kill anyone.