last time i called ups to complain about a driver they said that the driver had called the cops and filed a police report bc i honked my horn at her, so i dont even fuck with that anymore. just love making them screw up their metrics for the boss
Got threatened with a baseball bat for smacking a mirror once. Picture this happening directly in front of the Empire State Building on fifth avenue. I chased him pretty far after he got back in his car. Ah to be young again.
Dream come true right there. (Assuming the guy didn’t get hurt.)
I mean, even if he did, it’s on him.
He was fine.
So close, yet…
2 illegally parked ups trucks on the way home today and both already had their mirrors folded in. Word must be getting out about me.
Unfold, place a nice big lipstick kiss on there
Hey it’s an improvement
It’s interesting that they lock.it differently every day. Either zero fucks are given (likely), or they’re experimenting with different options for somewhat, yet not fully, securing their bike.
On the note of the first two lock jobs, based on the apparent weight of the bike, are we sure it is possible for a single person to even lift it high enough to get the lock over the staple?
Yesterday I was sitting in an infusion clinic waiting for my inflectra and there was a dude across the hall that wasn’t wearing a mask. In an infusion clinic, at a hospital, where cancer patients and others are getting treated. What a selfish asshole.
Wow. Kick in the dick for that guy.
He was getting some sort of treatment too which is the kicker. The cognitive dissonance between trusting modern science to cure whatever disease that you have but refusing to wear a mask, I just don’t get it.
I really felt bad for the nurses that had to be close to him when he was getting his treatment.
Fuckin testla parked in the “sheltered” bike lane. Two people in it. Windows open.
I said and did nothing as I passed and I’m proud of my restraint.
I confess that a couple times when cars have close passed me and I subsequently rolled up to them and saw the windows were open…I have squirted a squirt from my water bottle in there. Just a little “hello there”
I’ve done that onto cars windshields while road running against traffic.
Maybe he had Covid like a month ago?
the response from the garage is amazing
I’ve always been hoping you had any insights of the great “deYoung versus bikes” war I keep hearing about on Twitter


