Only if we find Natty Fab himself and pay him for private lessons.
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so, i went back and found the infamous original post from fixed gear gallery and noticed that he refers to himself as “Andy from Sarasota”. this is relevant and lead me to possibly find his linked in.
also this fun feature about a band he was in.
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I’ve done all the natty fabs I ever need to do in life and I have proof.
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which one of you is this
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things like this are proof that the internet used to be better
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In some old photobucket account I have a photo of myself doing a natty fab in the end zone of my uni’s football stadium… really wish I had that one back.
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I definitely passed out on that couch and woke up with Karl and Emma snuggling with me.
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One time I slept at Jay’s place and Karl and Emma ate my wallet.
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You guys made me look up the BFSSFG thread and one of the first comments was this prophecy:
Impressive!
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This thread took a real creepy turn y’all. Let’s leave the guy alone.
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This guy is letting all the other parents at toddler drop off know who’s boss!
His grill is taller than the adult woman standing on a curb who unloaded his child from the back seat of his disgusting bazooka of a truck.
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Write a letter to the school about the unsafe conditions at drop off created by low visibility SUV and Trucks. Lot of data about people running over their own kids to back it up.
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My wife told me that one of her friends lost a sibling this way. Her dad backed over the other kid and it pretty much fucked all their lives up.
That friend now drives a 4Runner and her husband drives a big boy lifted Chevy. Never even crosses anyone’s mind around here
I was told by my wife not to bring this up to my in laws b/c a cousin died that way too and it would be too emotional. They both drive excessively large vehicles for their needs.
edit: but for real Rusty dont do that… they would probably ban walking/biking drop offs to make things safer.
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Actually you could get your alderman together with the school to try to ban cars in front of the school durring school hours. In Seattle they are called “school streets” and require parents that have to drive to park off site and walk their kid in.
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^That will never happen.
You’re probably right about them banning walk/bike up drop off. The principal of the school proports to be a cyclist though I’ve seen no evidence of that other than a sticker on his water bottle.
Honestly, there should be no cars at all allowed past the gate of the school. It’s insane to have all these kids running around with so many cars with extremely distracted drivers in them. Like as soon as the kid is out of the car, the parents peel out of the line and try to kill me an Ro who are just trying to get around the line without dying.
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I missed the part where everybody started individually driving their kids to school and every time the topic comes up I feel like a confused time traveler.
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Right!? What ever happened to walking or taking the bus?
Well actually, in Philly at least, kids keep getting shot on the way to school so parents are driving them to school more than ever.
Damn kids need to learn to drive themselves!
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