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I found his gram https://www.instagram.com/rustypipes_/

That and a previous civil suit for some sort of assault. Mostly just that this dude is extremely consistent.

Long Island man sets grand piano ablaze in front yard! HOA not pleased.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CrRzBrDIlup/?igsh=MWt6bWhicm1vYnc0cw==




This guy lives in the adjacent house…. This is legal… and fucking sucks.

This is from a neighborhood to a school.

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It’s legal to park at the no parking any time sign?

It’s unclear, which sign applies… There is a no parking west of here sign that the truck is parked just east of.

This one’s pretty unambiguous. I mustered all my politeness and told the guy that he was parked in the bike lane.
He said “I’m sure I am”
Then I asked him to please move his car and he shrugged and rolled up his window and I rode away.

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Gawd that smug “what are you gonna do about it?” attitude. Fuck that burns me up and I’ll be thinking about it all day and I shouldn’t let some stranger have that kind of hold over my thoughts. Ugh.

But really, what are you gonna do? Moving on and purging them from your thoughts and focusing on good things is the right choice. Leave them to their own miserable lives.

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start unscrewing their valve core

get shot

go to hospital or die for bike lane

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unscrewing is slow

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If I’m gonna do lasting damage I’d probably take a mirror. Valve core just a playful gesture.

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I’m going to have to recommend the Knipex version.

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Just ride away, sucks to be that guy, does not suck to be you.

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Every fucking morning these two auto shops have a car parked perpendicular in the bike lane. I report them every time. They should be stripped of their business licenses.


And somehow this idiot managed to drive his car onto the Lakefront Trail despite the huge yellow bollards the city installed to prevent this. No license plate of course.

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I’d have a hard time not hitting those cars with my bike. I’m sure I could get it slowed down enough to not damage my bike, but still leave a nice black tire mark on the car.

These but bar ends on flat bars?

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I daydream about a similar tool on a daily basis

is it a spark plug?

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It’s this thing:


You push the black bit against a window and a little spring loaded thing breaks the window.

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