A safe space to complain about jackass humans

Happy Monday from the top of the Lakefront Trail!

And happy Tuesday from this jackass Park District employee who drives his truck one mile from parking lot to parking lot on this gravel path instead of on the road simply because he can.


I miss when this path was unmaintained and full of cottonwood saplings and sinkholes to the lake.

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I mean that’s a nice path. I bet he turns 4wd on.

Good morning!


The guy in the picture here asked me why I thought I had a right to be in the bike lane and I sputtered in disbelief and rode away. Fucking carbrained individual.


And my friend again, kicking up clouds of limestone dust for all the walkers, runners and cyclists to enjoy.

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Told her she was doing a great job and she replied that she was trying

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Doesn’t look like she’s trying very hard.

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I was shocked she was even there

“Can you make them go smash”

As I was walking back from daycare this morning, I saw somebody pass a school bus over a double yellow just so they could get stuck behind other cars at the next red light and save zero seconds getting to wherever they were going

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We have a crosswalk here where you can press a button to activate flashing lights. I was walking with the baby. I pressed the button to cross, walked into the street and… noticed a cop approaching over the crest of a hill to my right. Fucker didn’t even brake. Just gave me the “thanks” gesture as I stood in the street slack jawed about law enforcement of all people blowing the crosswalk.

I mean I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. This kind of disregard for the law is why any decent person hates cops.

Also that neighbor that killed someone with her car blasted onto our side street earlier this week and almost hit me. Glad she learned her lesson. :joy:

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Death penalty

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a man in a military uniform says right to jail right away .

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I found myself explaining to colleagues that there are no consequences for killing someone with your car yesterday.

I need more uninterrupted sleep, these normies don’t know I’m crazy.

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Really gotta wonder what happens to your brain when you kill someone in a clear act of negligence and then all the powers that be huddle up to say “Welp, looks like you did nothing wrong here!”

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You buy an SUV with a bigger blind spot and from the looks of it get your hair done.

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i think also you have to blame the victim a lot or say “i was in a hurry”

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Here they always accidentally step on the wrong peddle. I think I did that once. When I was 15

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My dad did that once because he has a neurological issue that caused him to loose feeling in his right foot.
Then he sold his car.

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Buy him a beer for me

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Yeah, I was proud of him.

Hundreds of empty parking spaces on one side and a playground and grassy field on the other.


So many people lately have been conflating the concept of a park with that of a parking lot.

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