- This fucking guy
that is all.
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I saw a crazy one today too. love the airbrushed picture of the truck driving next to the sinking Titanic on the tailgate
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Spikes on the lug nuts are plastic. If you kick them they fall off in the gutter
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Re: window tint. My unofficial rule is that if I can’t see ur ass in the driver’s seat, your tint is too dark. Not a good standard for law enforcement but a decent asshole rubric shartmo
Re: plates, in Texas you are supposed to have 2 plates and a sticker on your windshield says whether you are legal. Half of cars here don’t have the front plate and a separate but overlapping half is out of date by a year or more on the sticker
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Someone at work drives this Mercedes coupe with a huge grill and no place to put a front plate without it looking like shit, so they have it on the passenger sun visor lmao
Low key it seems like 50% of cars are designed to not even have a plate on the front anymore.
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99% of cars are ugly as shit so it’s always been funny when manufacturers and drivers are like “this required feature makes it look bad”
No your car looks bad because you are driving it. Better go up your tint do I don’t have to see your ugly ass
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This might be the worst designed piece of infrastructure in nyc. That is a 30” tall wall of jersey barriers. The 90° is the approach basically merging into the cross walk and negotiating through bollards. Bikes coming down the bridge at 30mph are eyeballing the gap with the 8” drop on the other side of the crosswalk full of moms with strollers. Taking turns going two way through the gap actually improves the situation. People are good at yielding to each other and it slows the bikes down for the peds. Nypd been posting up there at the end of the day trying to summons bikes for doing it wrong. Eciti bike in front of me did the wrong way while I went around. Cop tried to wave him to the side and he just told him to fuck off and rode up the bridge. Cop just shrugged.
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Every time I huck that exit on a citibike, I expect the front to detach from the rest of the bike.
There is no reason that ramp is the ada mandated length that would put it at about 30” long
asian johnny depp
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Front bag and dyno/light? Gotta be asian johnny depp as well.
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for any of the bicycle counter culture slack users, front bag and dyno/light is the venerable good homie Conan Thai
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Seems like a cool dude.
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all good options shartmo
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they’re all riding bikes 
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Welp it finally happened (spoiler:nobody is hurt). I was crossing the street outside of daycare (on foot), looked both ways with big empty street in both directions, started to cross the street with my family, and some daycare dad (who I know from experience drives like a prick) guns it out into the street.
I’m halfway across get big like I’m trying to scare a bear. My wife was going to cross with my daughter in the stroller but gets hung up on the curb and I tell her to just stay on that side of the street. This guy stops 3/4 of the way through his right turn and I keep crossing the street because I’ve probably got a little adrenaline from this guy gunning his Buick at my family.
So now I’m on the other side of the street from my family and this guy rolls down his window to say,
“hey I’m sorry about that!”
“YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!”
“uh I don’t think I do!”
“I’VE SEEN YOU!!”
“I’m trying to apologize!..” window starts rolling up…
“…okay fine I appreciate it” (I don’t)
I really don’t like confrontation but this guy has been cooking it into and out of daycare for so long and if you are going to talk to me after doing that in front of my family I can’t take it anymore! I accept being “crazy walker dad” at this point. Hopefully this guy is driving extremely gingerly around daycare from now on to prove he doesn’t actually drive like an asshole but who knows
Edit: sorry that’s a novel but I had to journal about this one. I have tried to be nice with the daycare people but apparently I’ve hit my limit!
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I feel you. People drive like fuckin maniacs at the school. The second they’re kid-free, attention and care fatigue sets in and they go zooming regardless of the fact that all the other children are all around them. Meaty little targets for their murder machine.
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