A safe space to complain about jackass humans

Just down the road from me last night, someone was denied admission to a nightclub and decided to respond by ramming their car into the crowd outside. It didn’t end well for anyone involved.

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Roid rage and cocaine explain a lot of aggressive behavior in LA

The crowd then turned on the driver, pulling him from his car and kicking and punching him before someone else approached and shot the man.

LMAO

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idk…the shooter remains at large! so it seems like it went pretty well for the shooter

I heard he has very wide earlobes

I’m guessing there were about 100 people present and not a single one of them saw the shooter’s face. Even so he’s probably gonna get caught by Monday.

Is it though? Probably just woke up still fucked up from the night before. I know I’ve been there more times than I can count.

Yeah it is

It could also be pretty late

just got a call from a child at autodesk telling me they had put her on my account and asking how I felt about Autocad.

so I told her.

she hung up on me.

so maybe I’m the jackass human.

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I hate these kinda “customer success manager” types so much.

Fuck off and leave me alone.

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we have like 6 subs to LT. it’s not like there is anything that she can do to make me spend more money.

in the past I’ve kept a burn sheet of all the things that piss me off about their software, and attempt to professionally discuss them in the context of “if you actually care, fix these issues; if you can’t fix them, don’t contact me again”

eta— especially effective if you act over the top thankful that they called and you have a bunch of things for them to take care of

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I limited it to my frustration with being locked out of logging into my account through their two factor system and having to troubleshoot it through multiple days over their chat system because it’s just too onerous to provide phone support for the software you sell for lots of money.

Oh hey I keep a set of these about the software that I am forced to use at work. Nice that it has a name!

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It’s from mean girls

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stop trying to make burn sheet happen

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Yeah, but it’s a pretty good name though.

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you can’t sit with us

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Put him on the burn sheet