A safe space to complain about jackass humans

swalwell down!

It’s spring break! I’m always amazed at how much less traffic there is when kids aren’t in school.

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Man it’s the same here. Makes me wonder what kind of circles people are driving in to get their kids to school (or if the lack of childcare just means they stay home)

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Same here a couple of weeks ago, even on the river trail to and from work. It’s nice because I’m less likely to get wiped out by a van, mini or otherwise, driven by a parent on the way to the school drop off even before leaving my neighborhood (count is now close calls with three separate vans).

Guy was mad that i was using the Slow Street and stopping at stop signs. You can see the shadow of my middle finger on the pavement

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Local “elevated” taco chain posting nonsense on IG against protected bike lanes and bus lanes on Sunset Blvd, then deleted when I called them out

Fuck Guisados all my homies hate Guisados

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“going to kill business (we are the only business)”

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it’s a weird thing to say because there’s a dozen or so other businesses on that strip, including a pro-bike brewery directly across the street

yeah i was confused about that when i was looking at the map.
lots of smallm business owners identify as cars

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Wish someone could do some napkin math for these guys. There’s probably like 3 parking spaces in front of your business, they aren’t always used by your customers, if they are full people probably just keep driving to somewhere else half the time. If someone parks there and sits down to eat then it’s like a table you can’t flip for 30-60 minutes (or more if they wander off somewhere else)

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they have a parking lot!

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imagine having a restaurant that’s so bad, people only eat there because they drive past it

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I read this in the voice of the space monkey from those Quizno’s commercials

Or a restaurant so meh that people will drive to eat there but go somewhere else just because there isn’t parking within 50 feet.

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To be fair, you’re talking about LA.

I try to tell people in my neighborhood that you only get cool stuff to do if there isn’t parking for everybody. If everything worth doing has car parking for everybody who wants to do it, then all you are left with is the parking. This gets a lot of blank stares and confused nods but I’ll keep pissing into the wind sure why not

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got a whale

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straight to jail

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crusher

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