pool noodles and an “armed driver” bumper sticker
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A local little girl got run over on a neighborhood street that functions as an arterial and they lowered the speed limit to 20 for that entire section of town. Been passed illegally twice now. Drivers fuckin suck. Get a bumper sticker that reminds them they’re the asshole in the scenario? Makes me feel better, at least. I got a Neighborhood Driver magnet after the passes. I used to have a Neighborhood Pace Car sticker I liked more on an old car I had.
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I’ve seen “Drive Like Your Dogs Live Here” signs. That seems to match Portland perfectly.
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When people do shit like this around me (more often it’s turning left across my green light) I just lay on the horn the whole time they’re doing it. It probably doesn’t do much but it makes me feel better.
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scum
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why do the drive so much fucking worse in the rain!?
the water
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Why does that make them all want to run reds and block intersections? I don’t get it
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are they running the red lights to escape the floods?
tonight sup yelled at a driver then punched their tail light for making a turn while we were crossing the street with the crossing signal. It was a car full of old tourists. Real proud of her.
then on the way home the jackass who yells about other bikes having lights yelled at us and we both yelled back. We got him to stop his bike, told him that he is the one doing something illegal, which made him change his argument to how we should be able to see without lights, so we both told him he should seek counseling and then rode away with our fingers up.
Successful night on the town I think.
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like… lights for me but not for thee?
He has no lights and yells at other cyclists that lights are illegal
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He should get the police to go arrest the bicycle stores
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On a misty pre-dawn commute, a guy salmonning yelled at me that my light was blinding him. Another 1-star review for Outbound?
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Just yell back that you are using stvzo approved lighting and they can take it up with them.
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“Bro you should see an ophthalmologist”
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