if I see him again I’m going to ask if he’s an idiot or an asshole
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You can ask him if he has an IQ lower than an oyster’s.
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call him an american
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People keep lowkey dissing me just out of nowhere and I am trying to figure out why.
I was boarding a bus to ride 6 blocks up an avenue last week and there was an older gentleman ranting about how the bus is always late, his pay is docked when he is late to work, etc. The bus arrives and he lets a person on before boarding. As he steps onto the bus he says “mustache man can wait”. I didn’t know whether I should clap back or laugh. Mostly I was taken aback. Is the mustache my identity now? Am I “mustache man”? I had never thought about myself as a mustache man, let alone “mustache man” himself. Anyway, I put him in the whackadoodle category and so just ignored him and went on with my day.
Then today I was riding a citibike a few blocks. There was a person kind of walking down the side of the street that I was riding down, perhaps waiting to walk across the street after I passed. I dunno, I didn’t think too hard about it. Very common scenario (though astute readers may recall that a bike rider in my position muttered something under his breath at me when I was a pedestrian in a similar situation. Again wtf!). So as I pass this fellow he turns, stops, and says “nice bike… NOT”. Need I remind you that I am riding an analog citibike at like 4 mph, creaking along to pick up some socks I had ordered online. This time I laughed, though based on his tone I am fairly certain this guy wasn’t joking with me. What is happening?!
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mods change handle
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not bad.
oh snap.
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Bad day for jackasses! Just passed unanimously in city council
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food marketing seems amazing.
- troll instagram and tiktok for whatever the wellness-fluencers are talking about
- get your food science people to put half a gram of whatever that thing is into the product
- plaster it all over the packaging
- profit
like how is that a paying job
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I think this about many jobs
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I went to the dispensary and there were 5 people working:
- security guard
- budtender
- 3 dudes watching that movie where dane cook works in a diner
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hope you didnt forget to tip your local 3 dudes.
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Rode over to the bike trail today. The trail runs along a creek and from my house you descend down a hill (on the trail) to get there. I usually try to do this cautiously but plenty of jocks and e-bikers absolutely bomb this hill. I was going down this hill and already on the brakes when I approached this walker from behind. They were on their phone and when they became aware of my presence they seemed kind of spooked so my spider sense started tingling, sure enough as I passed them their off-leash dog blasted out of the bushes and started running along the trail beside me. I try not to yell at people on the trail but man I came very very close this time because fuck that shit!!!
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Fukka off leash dog walker forever
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I’m the jackass for yelling at some lady with Roli on the bike. She was getting out of her car having just parked on a big, bright green bike lane with parking to the left.
I’m really trying not to do that at all anymore and this one didn’t even force us into traffic, just the wide open parking lane, so I’m not sure why I couldn’t hold my tongue. I didn’t say any horrible shit or anything, just like “YO lady! You park in bike lane!”, but it just feels bad to be a big stupid caveman in front of my son.
We did get to talk some about why it bothers me so much when people do that, but I wish I didn’t have to have that kind of conversation with him because I can’t control myself.
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Impressive
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Doesn’t even faze me anymore lol
Yesterday I rode a citibike against traffic for a few blocks because the streets going in the direction I needed to go were so crowded that it was easier to salmon, including lane splitting up an avenue against traffic for like 3 blocks. Once you accept that there are no rules, you can let all of this terrible behavior slide.
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